today is the day

Actually. its midnight already, so today is the night. what night? not just any ordinary night...oh no. today is THE night. THE night i decided to open up this blog, and write about RANDOM bullshit that goes through my head. oh yeah. tonight is the RBN random bullshit night. There is also RBD -yeah, you guessed it.. Rocket Butted Dumbasses. No idiots, random bullshit day. But tonight is the night. And so far, its going just great. 

let me tell you something about what im doing. nothing. i am listenin to the new lily allen album. its cute. theres a song about sex, and its really cool. its called 'not fair' and im listening to it right now, right..so...im listening to it and talking to my pamela. yeah. isnt it cool. i have A pamela. do you have a pamela? do you? a cindy maybe? a tina? uhm...a sharon? i doubt it. maybe lucy? you otta have a lucy...come on. oh i kno. a carrie. a carrie drawing. yes. i have a pamela who will come on sunday, shell be carrie drawing and will have alicia keys carrying her keys. and if youre wondering about ALL the names ive used here..i must disappoint you...EVERY one of them has a story, that is funny as fuck..except lucy...cause seriously...LUCY? why would you name someone lucy...ljusja..fuck. we should start calling getter ljusja. she looks like she could use something new. like ljusja. yeah. lovely.

lovely.

im sleepy. so i really dont care what im even thinking about, cause the thoughts right now..they are very confusing. you know when you like say you dont want something, but you actually do. and when you do that like 2 or 3 times, and feel guilty..but still have doubts about it? yeah. me neither. 

babycakes dude just reminded me a babycakes sheryl name. how could i forget that?

that guy is AWESOME. awesomeness! NIIIIIICE!

oh. and if you didnt find that last one funny. seriously. go away. because that one was LEGEN...wait for it...dary! no really, if you didnt laugh..get lost..go read a bible or wait. no yea..go read a bible..oh wait. what you should really do, is go and rewrite the bible. like make handwritten copies of the bible, then start your own shop somewhere in kargyzstan. yeah. i saidit. WHATUP?! 

btw. i thought that i have not partied. in a while. like go out. a club. party. i shall take my pamela. a pamela. and we shall go and party. and i will plan my afterparty..three days from the actual party. how long we gonna party? say whAAA? *barney stinson is a genius. 

So as you might have noticed, barney is my new subject of affection..whaaat uuuup?
My stomach feels funny. why? well im glad you asked..i think i am pregnant. true story..

goodbye. 

i am leaving. not because the RBN is over. oh no. you have no idea how much random bullshit will worry my brain until i fall asleep and while i sleep. but. i will just stop writing it down here for quite a couple of reasons..first of all. i need to pee. second of all...i am goin to have this huge fart cause i ate some cabbage yeawhatever. i need to do it outside my room, cause really. i need to sleep here. id do it in my babycakes room, but shes not there so its not really worth the trouble of goin all the way there if i cant even do it into her face or something. like when she least expects it. its easy actually. all i have to do is ask her some idiotic question that she enjoys answering and sayin stuff...so ill have time to prepare my gas, deliver it, stick a couple of seconds for it to leave my body aura territory and then get the fuck out of there and just laugh my eyes off. 

bytheway. 'not fair' is on again, and its catchy and stuff. album is catchy, so catch it and let carrie carry it. 

peace out

celine man.

yo' babycakes