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hello there our favorite two perverted followers..and all you other closet readers of our beautiful little blog.

it is sunday morning and it is beautiful, and sun is shining and i need to poop. and i aint even talkin to getter..weird. anyway. 

i dont even feel like writing,  but...i need to get some stuff off of my chest. first...bunny is ALWAYS peeing and poopin in my bed. ALWAYS. i mean what the hell. he never poops on the floor and on me...i got him to pee and poop in the right place, but whenever he get on my bed...he ALWAYS poops and pees here. i mean fuck..i dont even know what to do.

anyway, i been listenin to sum music these past couple of days..the new papa roach album and the fray's selftitled album. both of them have songs that suck incredibly bad and are just as annoying as babycake pamela's face..but some of them are fucking awesome, just as babycakes celine's face. for example, papa roach - I almost told you that i loved you

its fckin awesome. other stuff is asically a bit whiny, just like babycakes pamela's voice, but some stuff is great. for example 'state of emergency', 'hollywood whore'. But the sad part is that they've had like 3 albums out in the past i dunno 5-6 years, and all of them had like 3-4 awesome songs, right...so if they only had like ONE album out, with the most awesomenessed songs, it'd be like the mose awesomenessed album ever. Plus, i can do whatever i want with the word awesome, because..im awesome.  

So yesterday i was talking to my beautiful getter babycakes getter, and she seemed sad...so today i got her a little something.

so we talked a little more, and she said..she was feelin sick..or she had some kind of an eye thingy right...so i got her a little something else..

so my little babycakes readers. all of you..the ones in the closet and the ones not...just stop being little bitches and be awesome instead. true story.

so i was thinking that i would let you guys in on a little secret. remember when we told you about this new futuristic thing we have in our toilet? the toilet messenger 3000? well...we found this cool purpuse for it...we just write like 3 letter words on it...and now youre gonna see what happens..

as you can see, L.O.L has been left unanswered, but thats because our marker died. we need to get a new one..but it probably would mean something like..Licking Old Ladies .

okay, so i gave my bunny another chance to run around in my room. and i hope he wont pee or poo in my bed..now hes harassing my garbage...so anyway..let me show you how everything here works.  first i let him run around my room..

everything is fine and dandy until..he finds my bed..

whre u can see that on this very picture he is indeed...peeing.

so...i take him and point him into his actual peeing spot

which is messy cuz he starts twitching when i stick his nose into it. btw...im gonna throw all of this sawdust out and buy some other stuff...that doesnt actually destroy all of our apartment with its presence. 
dont et me wrong..a bunny is just so cool to have around...jumping and running...and especially when i start walking around he just follows me and sniffs and licks...of he loves licking and kissing me btw..but...there is a hell i need go through with him in order to make him just cute and fluffy and antipoopish and anti peeish.

thats it for me..

yours truly