Bang bang goes the head

Greetings our lovely perveted readers. I have an announcement to make. We now have a new club. Yes... again.. a club. And this time its the best club ever.. its called "The Head Concussion Club". But let me start from the beginning..
A couple of days... khkh..couple..days are dating each other, so they are a couple..well, yes.. anyway.. me and babycakes celine had a game.. you know, the one where you just kick the ball into the net...and then if you succeed you just run around like an idiot screaming of joy! Its fun. Especially the being the idiot part. Although we had to play against each other...oh babycakes celine dude man aka Bijoonsii, it was so hard on me to be against you.. but i still love you! love you, loooove you, looooooooooooooove yooooooooou *buuurp*. So as we were playing i got banged into a head.. my own player almost killed me.. I ALMOST DIED..ouuuumaaaaigaaaaad...D.I.E.D... and i felt sleepy.. and my bijooonsii was yelling stuff to me and i thought oh babycakes bijooonsii, shut up, cant you see i need to put some snow on my frigging face... i cant go out LOOKING LIKE THIS!!! I AM SOOOOOO FRIGGIN PISSED!!!
Then... my babycakes said that oh babycakes pamela man, lets go snowboarding.. and i was like babycakes no.. and she was like, yes, dont be a wuss... and im like, im concussssssssioned... and she went without me... THE NERVE OF HER!!! ......and guess what happened.. yes, my babycakes fell down and yes she hit her head... and thats how the club was born..YAY!
oh and bunny.. i think he wants to join us.. lately, he has been really hyperactive! like reeeealllly really hyperactive! ... and ... he eats stuff that look like poopies, tho its not.. and it is deffinately not food either.. so we now think those things made him schizophrenic.. so now my babycakes is babysitting bunny from eating weird stuff!

oh and another bunny thing... you know how bunnies poopies look like, right? like chocolate cereal.. small brown round cereals... now think.. NESQUIK...those are small brown round cereals.. and..nesquik is a bunny! uhum..pretty suspicious, dont you think??!?!!
well...me and babycakes decided to have a healthy lifestyle, thats why we are of to hesburger or mcdonalds! ... oh maaaan, concussion... caucasian concussion...woooou word game!