Bang bang goes the head

Greetings our lovely perveted readers. I have an announcement to make. We now have a new club. Yes... again.. a club. And this time its the best club ever.. its called "The Head Concussion Club". But let me start from the beginning..
A couple of days... khkh..couple..days are dating each other, so they are a couple..well, yes.. anyway.. me and babycakes celine had a game.. you know, the one where you just kick the ball into the net...and then if you succeed you just run around like an idiot screaming of joy! Its fun. Especially the being the idiot part. Although we had to play against each other...oh babycakes celine dude man aka Bijoonsii, it was so hard on me to be against you.. but i still love you! love you, loooove you, looooooooooooooove yooooooooou *buuurp*. So as we were playing i got banged into a head.. my own player almost killed me.. I ALMOST DIED..ouuuumaaaaigaaaaad...D.I.E.D... and i felt sleepy.. and my bijooonsii was yelling stuff to me and i thought oh babycakes bijooonsii, shut up, cant you see i need to put some snow on my frigging face... i cant go out LOOKING LIKE THIS!!! I AM SOOOOOO FRIGGIN PISSED!!!
Then... my babycakes said that oh babycakes pamela man, lets go snowboarding.. and i was like babycakes no.. and she was like, yes, dont be a wuss... and im like, im concussssssssioned... and she went without me... THE NERVE OF HER!!! ......and guess what happened.. yes, my babycakes fell down and yes she hit her head... and thats how the club was born..YAY!
oh and bunny.. i think he wants to join us.. lately, he has been really hyperactive! like reeeealllly really hyperactive! ... and ... he eats stuff that look like poopies, tho its not.. and it is deffinately not food either.. so we now think those things made him schizophrenic.. so now my babycakes is babysitting bunny from eating weird stuff!

oh and another bunny thing... you know how bunnies poopies look like, right? like chocolate cereal.. small brown round cereals... now think.. NESQUIK...those are small brown round cereals.. and..nesquik is a bunny! uhum..pretty suspicious, dont you think??!?!!
well...me and babycakes decided to have a healthy lifestyle, thats why we are of to hesburger or mcdonalds! ... oh maaaan, concussion... caucasian concussion...woooou word game!

tooshie

since i got some whinies from people who are perverter about me(us) not writing here, then i thought id make a INURFACE post..like ha, fuckers, i posted twice today. bwaha. 

yeah.

anyway, the point is that there actually is no point and i have no idea whats this about. oh. bunny update. did he pee on me? OHYESHEDID. and this sucks so bad...cause he hasnt peed on me for like 2 days already, and always pees and poops when i put him on his peeing spot. but he peed like alot..ALOT..i mean really like ALOOT. so maybe he couldnt like hold it in and stuff? but anyway..i love my bunny, and i dont care how much he poops or pees on me or the stuff i own...i love him and i will keep giving him a lot of chances even tho it might mean cleaning up after him every goddamn time.  (theres some deep philosophical bullshit hidden in that sentence btw)

im really enjoying freys album right now. happiness, sorrow..whiny whiny. do you know the time, when you are like with someone..and then you are alone..and then you are alone..still...and still...and still alone. and the at some point you think that youre gonna lose it if someone wont hug you..or not even someone..but someone special right...so...im at that point. where i need a hug. so ill just whine about this..and hold my beautiful little bunny wabbit and just whine to him. and he'll probably run away into the cold snow cause even that is more refreshing and interesting than my bitching and moaning and whining. 

so while im whining..i wanted to say something. i fucking hate cleaning. i love food. and i love hesburger. so one day right..i was in hesburger..and ordered a chicken burger and a cheeseburger..and came home and then i found out that there was no cheeseburger..just the chickenburger. so i thought to myself that theres like two choices...one..and the most probable one is that the chickenburger ate the cheeseburger. two is that the hesburger workers are just fuckers. 

i miss hesburger btw. havent been there in a while. shutuppamela. and i think midnight posting isnt cool, cuz its like dark..and scary..and lonely..and sleepy. so writing is quite hard. i bought so much snacks today..yumyumyum. i bought some yummy yummy in my tummy for tomorrow. tomorrow is actually a cleaning the apartment laundry day. yes. i need to clean up the mess that is my room, and bunnys room...hopefully itll make my head a bit clearer. 

t.o.p. - tough orgasmic poop (pamela has them all the time)
f.a.t. -  fat asshole topless
g.o. - gassy orgasms

yeah, i know..ew. but whipe that grin off your face next time youre gonna be like 'ew gross..' 
WHAT up..

im out. o.u.t.  on ur tooshie.

khkhk.

laalaalaa

hello there our favorite two perverted followers..and all you other closet readers of our beautiful little blog.

it is sunday morning and it is beautiful, and sun is shining and i need to poop. and i aint even talkin to getter..weird. anyway. 

i dont even feel like writing,  but...i need to get some stuff off of my chest. first...bunny is ALWAYS peeing and poopin in my bed. ALWAYS. i mean what the hell. he never poops on the floor and on me...i got him to pee and poop in the right place, but whenever he get on my bed...he ALWAYS poops and pees here. i mean fuck..i dont even know what to do.

anyway, i been listenin to sum music these past couple of days..the new papa roach album and the fray's selftitled album. both of them have songs that suck incredibly bad and are just as annoying as babycake pamela's face..but some of them are fucking awesome, just as babycakes celine's face. for example, papa roach - I almost told you that i loved you

its fckin awesome. other stuff is asically a bit whiny, just like babycakes pamela's voice, but some stuff is great. for example 'state of emergency', 'hollywood whore'. But the sad part is that they've had like 3 albums out in the past i dunno 5-6 years, and all of them had like 3-4 awesome songs, right...so if they only had like ONE album out, with the most awesomenessed songs, it'd be like the mose awesomenessed album ever. Plus, i can do whatever i want with the word awesome, because..im awesome.  

So yesterday i was talking to my beautiful getter babycakes getter, and she seemed sad...so today i got her a little something.

so we talked a little more, and she said..she was feelin sick..or she had some kind of an eye thingy right...so i got her a little something else..

so my little babycakes readers. all of you..the ones in the closet and the ones not...just stop being little bitches and be awesome instead. true story.

so i was thinking that i would let you guys in on a little secret. remember when we told you about this new futuristic thing we have in our toilet? the toilet messenger 3000? well...we found this cool purpuse for it...we just write like 3 letter words on it...and now youre gonna see what happens..

as you can see, L.O.L has been left unanswered, but thats because our marker died. we need to get a new one..but it probably would mean something like..Licking Old Ladies .

okay, so i gave my bunny another chance to run around in my room. and i hope he wont pee or poo in my bed..now hes harassing my garbage...so anyway..let me show you how everything here works.  first i let him run around my room..

everything is fine and dandy until..he finds my bed..

whre u can see that on this very picture he is indeed...peeing.

so...i take him and point him into his actual peeing spot

which is messy cuz he starts twitching when i stick his nose into it. btw...im gonna throw all of this sawdust out and buy some other stuff...that doesnt actually destroy all of our apartment with its presence. 
dont et me wrong..a bunny is just so cool to have around...jumping and running...and especially when i start walking around he just follows me and sniffs and licks...of he loves licking and kissing me btw..but...there is a hell i need go through with him in order to make him just cute and fluffy and antipoopish and anti peeish.

thats it for me..

yours truly

good evening lads

hi should apologize. but i wont.

the reason i havent written here, isnt just stupid or pointless. its serious. its serious and very important. i have been lazy. yes. very lazy. 

so whats been up? btw..isnt it cool..that when u havent written a blog for quite a long time..then you can always start with the list of the things that have been up. its very lame, actually. but since i am lame, and i make people cry and feel like shit, and i make people be who they really arent..so i can aswell be lame. 

lets start with something nice. no. lets not. today was a horrible day. it was depressing and sad. the only two great things were that i went jogging at one oclock, which was really cool, cause the field was empty, it was snowing and the only thing that was there was the snowcleaning machine. it was quite awesome, since i was running, and the machine was following. so picture that. for 45 minutes. true story.  so running was great...loved it...but my mp3 died after the third song..it was probably for the best...then i could focus more on the machine. muah. the next good thing was the gym at 7. i love training. its good...working hard for something is good. i dont know exactly what that something is and sometimes it gets really sad and depressing actually...but anyways. something u achieve with hard work and blood, sweat and tears is a lot better than what is given to you for free. i could go on here for a while...but since i dont wanna...i wont.

actually, my girls had a practice today too..but i wouldve enjoyed it more if my toes wouldnt have been frozen.  anyway..

if u expect this post to be funny, and pointless and stupid..so you could come here after a devastating day at work or school..and just enjoy a good laugh...then go away.

today was bad.

and it was bad. 

and its still bad. 

infact...today was so bad...i just let myself open up one dlight..and drink it.yes. im that hardcore. im so REBEL!! Rawr.

okay, fuck this. i got a bunny. yes. an actual bunny. wait..hes more like a rabbit. yea...hes a rabbit. who i named bunny. actually hes got two names..bunny..and poopie. why poopie? glad you asked. you know how bunnies jump when the move around? cause thats how they move around.....so...poopie..heh. well. every time poopie jumps..he leaves behind a...cmon guess what. ...

....

...

A POOPIE!!!!!!!!!

so its like really hard to actually lose him in the apartment..cause theres like a trail of poop leading to him ;) oh..and he pees. oh yea. since its his new home..and hes like small and stuff...i read that its better not to let bunny loose the first 2 weeks. so it means..he's either in his cage or sitting on my lap..or i carry him around. sometimes we watch tv together...he loves desperate housewives...and then we talk to the swedish lady on skype...and its funny..cause whenever we talk to the swedish lady..somewhere in the middle of the conversation he just pees on me. and since he is on my lap..he pees on my boxers and wets my boxers and makes it look like I peed. thanks a lot. no i didnt pee. it was the bunny. yes i am sure. yes i actually didnt pee and blame it on the bunny. bunny peed. period. 

so..he does that all the time right..and right now..i have two pairs of these cool boxers which i wash after i wear them for 20 minutes. why? cause bunny pees on them. and it sucks that i cant like teach him not to..or teach him to pee somewhere else..cause i cant let him go somewhere...just his cage. so whenever he pees...i give him a couple of nose pats...then put his nose in his pee and take him to his room (cage).  but i cant stay mad at him forever..cause poopie is gettin really cool with each day..hes gettin brave..and more social and stuff. like..sometimes when i come into the kitchen..he runs out..stands on his backfeet and starts sniffing and waits for me until i either rub his nose or ear..or his fluffy something..or give him a snack..and that is so cute. 

bottom line is. i have a bunny. 

and yes...he peed on those boxers too.he is cute...he is getting used to me..he pees and he poops..he loves eating..and ive only seen him once with closed eyes..so im kinda worried about his sleeping. but i guess everything takes time..i mean..ive only had him for...5 days now. and he's doing new stuff every day. love him. i love my poopie. 

what else...hmm...ive noticed this new cult moving around. the 'forget the past and think of today and the future' cult. i dont mean to sound evil and mean and stuff..but all you people were like really living in the past all this time? what is so special about this sentence? its so cliche..its like 'it takes time to get over a heartbreak' - no shit sherlock...i thought it takes cookies. or something like...'live your life to the fullest' ..you cant live your life to the fullest..or emptiest or whatever. you do what you do..what matters is how you feel about it and what youre gonna do to change something. 
yes its cool to have motivation and inspiration and all kind of cute crap like that..ah..oh well. im just bitter today..but still its lame.

oh and btw...you can never forget the past, the past is what makes you who you are. so you want something smart and philosophical..watch south park..or listen to k's choice..or i dont know...come watch my bunny poomp (poo and jump had a baby..its a poomp). 

oooooooh. for all you babycakes lovers...if you wanna call a fellow babycakes sexy..you do not have to use two words for that. you can just call her sexycakes. 

yours truly

today is the day

Actually. its midnight already, so today is the night. what night? not just any ordinary night...oh no. today is THE night. THE night i decided to open up this blog, and write about RANDOM bullshit that goes through my head. oh yeah. tonight is the RBN random bullshit night. There is also RBD -yeah, you guessed it.. Rocket Butted Dumbasses. No idiots, random bullshit day. But tonight is the night. And so far, its going just great. 

let me tell you something about what im doing. nothing. i am listenin to the new lily allen album. its cute. theres a song about sex, and its really cool. its called 'not fair' and im listening to it right now, right..so...im listening to it and talking to my pamela. yeah. isnt it cool. i have A pamela. do you have a pamela? do you? a cindy maybe? a tina? uhm...a sharon? i doubt it. maybe lucy? you otta have a lucy...come on. oh i kno. a carrie. a carrie drawing. yes. i have a pamela who will come on sunday, shell be carrie drawing and will have alicia keys carrying her keys. and if youre wondering about ALL the names ive used here..i must disappoint you...EVERY one of them has a story, that is funny as fuck..except lucy...cause seriously...LUCY? why would you name someone lucy...ljusja..fuck. we should start calling getter ljusja. she looks like she could use something new. like ljusja. yeah. lovely.

lovely.

im sleepy. so i really dont care what im even thinking about, cause the thoughts right now..they are very confusing. you know when you like say you dont want something, but you actually do. and when you do that like 2 or 3 times, and feel guilty..but still have doubts about it? yeah. me neither. 

babycakes dude just reminded me a babycakes sheryl name. how could i forget that?

that guy is AWESOME. awesomeness! NIIIIIICE!

oh. and if you didnt find that last one funny. seriously. go away. because that one was LEGEN...wait for it...dary! no really, if you didnt laugh..get lost..go read a bible or wait. no yea..go read a bible..oh wait. what you should really do, is go and rewrite the bible. like make handwritten copies of the bible, then start your own shop somewhere in kargyzstan. yeah. i saidit. WHATUP?! 

btw. i thought that i have not partied. in a while. like go out. a club. party. i shall take my pamela. a pamela. and we shall go and party. and i will plan my afterparty..three days from the actual party. how long we gonna party? say whAAA? *barney stinson is a genius. 

So as you might have noticed, barney is my new subject of affection..whaaat uuuup?
My stomach feels funny. why? well im glad you asked..i think i am pregnant. true story..

goodbye. 

i am leaving. not because the RBN is over. oh no. you have no idea how much random bullshit will worry my brain until i fall asleep and while i sleep. but. i will just stop writing it down here for quite a couple of reasons..first of all. i need to pee. second of all...i am goin to have this huge fart cause i ate some cabbage yeawhatever. i need to do it outside my room, cause really. i need to sleep here. id do it in my babycakes room, but shes not there so its not really worth the trouble of goin all the way there if i cant even do it into her face or something. like when she least expects it. its easy actually. all i have to do is ask her some idiotic question that she enjoys answering and sayin stuff...so ill have time to prepare my gas, deliver it, stick a couple of seconds for it to leave my body aura territory and then get the fuck out of there and just laugh my eyes off. 

bytheway. 'not fair' is on again, and its catchy and stuff. album is catchy, so catch it and let carrie carry it. 

peace out

celine man.

yo' babycakes

2-0

So lets see whats been happening. 
Well, i had my last exam on tuesday. At 12.00. You see, my and my babycakes sometimes use this technique. I give my babycakes the crap i write my exams about, and then i go to the classroom, and when i have trouble with any of the questions i just send my babycakes an sms and then she just writes the answers from the crap i gave to her (read-papers). 
But some exams are more complicated than that, like the ones what you actually have to study for. For example the one i had on tuesday. economics. Kids, let me tell you a little story about how an idiot who studies sports to be a womens football coach thought she could study some economics on the side for the heck of it. Well. The story is quite funny, because tomorrow, that idiot will find out, will she be able to graduate this year or will she fail misearbly her economics. That will mean she'll have to take the class next year again...even tho everything else should be done. So. For you dumbasses who didnt really understand that the idiot im talking about is me, then yeah. hi. its me. Why i took economics on the side? I heard it was good. I heard it makes you look smart(er). And..i had a crisis. cause i thought i was looking quite stupid at that moment 2 years ago. 2 years. wow.

so anyway. as i was goin to my exam right, my phone was off-off as in i couldnt send any messages because my limit is way over the limit because ive been talking to swedish lady. so anyway..i bought myself a new phonecard and a number and crap like that. so...i changed the card and stuff...and as im walking into my classroom..im writing my babycakes a 'checkonetwo' message..and our conversation went on like that - (let me remind you..that before that i also called my babycakes...and my credit was like..i dunno..45.- ?)

Babycakes Celine:

checking the sms line

Babycakes Pamela:

afermative..sms line all in order

Babycakes Celine:

roger that. babycakes one is out

Babycakes Celine:

teacher is in the buildin, i repeat she is in the building. men, take ur positions

Babycakes Pamela:

in position. fire at your command

Babycakes Celine:

hold ur fire! i repeat, hold ur fire!!! gini koefitsient, mida näitab, kuidas leida

As you can see...that was the last message..and then some economic tralalala started. Even tho, i thought that my credit will end with our war games, and even if it wouldve...oh it wouldve been so worth it. 

So today, liverpool played chelsea, right? and guess who rocked? FUCK YEA!!!!

Learn this song. Sing it. 

El Niño