YOU TASTE ANCIENT!

 So. Today. This sweden lady thing lady was harassing me right and i called my babycakes pamela. TO SAVE ME. And  she came in with a bottle. Of cranberry liquer. Did that save me? NO! But it meant that...what time it is? ITS DRINKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!! So as i moved on to the kitchen to make myself a drink. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!??? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you know why we're drinking?? BECAUSE WE HAVE......dumdedumdedum...EXAMS!!!!!!!!
YAY!
So we're throwing a party..and EVERYONE! I Mean...EEEEEVERYONE is invited! Yes, even you, our little and only perverted follower. 

So as i was making meself a drink...without ice, cause my babycakes got the last cube. So..i poured some strawberry liquer in the glass..and my babycakes pamela was like givin me this 'dude...thats too much' look...i was like....naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...that shit is 'looked at the bottle' ...oh shit it is. cause it was like 21%. And so...i thought...NAAAAAAAAAAAAH..the coke will make it better...so i poured the coke in the glass..and tasted it...

and i was like. oh. this coke is....and my babycakes said...'ANCIENT!'

and i was like...YOURE ANCIENT!!!!!!!!

And my babycakes got laughin cramps. And then she said that I'M ANCIENT!!!

And i was like ...'IM NOT ASIAN!!!' 'YOU ARE ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

She was like..'YOUR COKE IS ASIAN!!!!!!'

I was like.'YOUR COKE IS ASIAN'!!!!!!!

She was like...'IM NOT DRINKING ANY COKE!!!!!!!!'  

so i was like...'IM NOT DRINKING ANY COKE!!!!!!!!!!!'
and we went to my room and im drinking my ancient asian coke with liquer and my babycakes is drinkin her babycakes ice cube babycakes drink with babycakes cranberry juice and babycakes cranberry liquer. 
so..then this missy lady thing from sweden thing stepped into the room and is all like 'blah blah blah the dishes blah blah blah clean blah blah blah' so while the blah blah was goin on my babycakes pamela whispers...look...shes doctor pee pee. so i looked at the swedish lady and her pants had wet spots on them....ancient peepee. 
so shes like...'clean blahblah otherwise im gona have a bf' and now shes like 'käi perse'. that must mean 'im doctor peepee' in swedish. 

so. im gonna go throw my drink away cause its ancient. and gonna look at my asian ancient babycakes.

PISSOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

We just like that lady. ANYBODY know who she is??????????????? HELP US!!! OR CALL US!! we like her. yes. we do. yes. yes.

yes. we like her. shes not ancient.  and not asian. not that we have anything against asian. but shes not. and thats good. i mean, yeah. good. we like her. yes. we do. what? who is she anyway? who put this picture in here??????