all this stupid confusion and jolly happy people runnin around stores, buying stuff. fuck you. all you are happy with your stupid little families, good for you. and fuck you. oh and fuck you too.
beer. 70s show. bed. food.
fuck yeah.
fuck. ya gotta spend money to buy people presents...wait...roll back. spend money. DO WE HAVE MONEY?!?! yeah, thought so. Okay, lets see now..people. Lets divide them into groups...we have
Parents and relatives
Friends
And your homo self.
You aint gonna buy your homo self anythin besides booze and food. So Thats basically the only good spent money. Relatives....alright. You have NO idea what to give them anyway/ Oh wait you do! A SHAMPOO!!! Great, did you come up with this yourself or did you just saw it in the store and thought, oh my od, what a great idea. Well ITS NOT! Its a fucking shampoo.
Your parents. Well, hah. Your fckn parents want you out of the house anyway, so spendin the money you could be usin to get out isnt really gonna warm their hearts. Or wait, you got out. But u still ask money from them. Lets see, \dad can i have some christmas money, i wanna buy you and mom some nice bedsheets\ After the christmas youre broke and fucked up and end up askin for the money anyway.
So one way or another youre STILL stuck with your booze and food.
So Christmas is the time of giving and sharing and loving and OHCUTTHECRAP. Fuck giving, fuck sharing and fuck loving.
WE HATE CHRISTMAS. If there was a BEERMAS holiday, we'd love it. So until there is none, fuck it and fuck you.
Your lovely christmas gnomes Pamela and Celine
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Instructions:read with ancient asian accent or william wallace (the great scottish man) accent, your choice.
i'm a pervert. i keep starin' at your blog hoping to see some new posts and stuff.
but AGAIN you disappoint me and it's already the third time today!there's nothing new here!!!
oh,yes.
with love,
your one and only pervert.
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