so..
yes..
despite the terrible...HOOOOORRIBLE fact we, babycakes dude celine man and babycakes dude pamela man went to the tea party in the woody forest to kick some balls. then... the biggest tree of all apperaed out of nowhere.. it was so mighty and powerful...goddamnit it made us lose all our balls in an instant! ..CELINE MAN! ... it was soooooooo annoying
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooying
yes it was annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooyyyyyiiiiing annnooooy IIIIIIIING...
yoooouuu are so annnnnnoooooying!
what?
anyway, it made us have a total BF, because it was soooooooooooooooooo annnoooooying!
still the tea party ended up in a traditional way, with the good ol' TOUCHDOWN!
After that, we jumped into our security officer babycakes car mobile and went off to the Wonderland to get some food for our tummy belly stomach...oh, and of course, the toilet gadgets! a babycakes is no babycakes without the toilet gadgets! ...riiiiight...and this cleaninglady looking like a lady thingy dragged along aswell.. But our smart tooshiebroken babycakes dude Celine has a plan.. yes indeedy man.. she found out that this cleaninglady is actually an x-mas tree from the exact woody forest..so we decided, we will just mail this tree-a-like xmas tree to Sweden..ou yes we will... thought babycakes dudes are always so soft pink and huggable huh??? Well think again Mr. Twister! ...we too have our dark sides...very dark.. as in the library...as ..ass dark! so you better watch your back...uhuh...rrrrrrr ..meow!
Then, after the Wonderland there was another BF. Babycakes dude Celine man was all like "Hold ma poodle man, hold ma POODLE!!!"...and while i was holding her poodle, she just pulled her pantaloons down. Oh man, the things that poor little animal had to see...it was like Hairy Larry was back in the town with a bag of goodies. What can I say... a perfect end of another perfectly beautiful adventorous day!
A DEDICATION TO PAMELA FROM CELINE
(thank you for the song, my dicklovincompaniongretaladythingman)
Hey there Bret,
I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you weedy, and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,
So just hear me out when I say...
Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going ooon!
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now.
Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.
Bret you got it going ooon!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady!
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.
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