First Day First Post

Today was so exciting.

We created an animal. It is now our child. We love it. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOVE it. INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERESTING.

Yes.

So. 

As i was saying. 

this blog is now our babyanimal. we LLLLLove it and its pink. 

Here we are goin to write about beautiful adventures we have together in our beautiful nest. We have them every day. Every day is BEAUTIFUL. So, today we will write stuff we remembered from before, and theeeeeeeeeeeeen. Wait what?

Today, this window changing man came right. So me and my beautiful Pamela were sitting in our beautiful nest and this window changing man came. So..as this window changing was doing stuff...we were sittin g with our laptops..and then he went to the kitchen...and then this ENORMOUS thing happened. my babycakes squeeked out of her ass.I was so PROUD of her. too fckn bad the guy wasnt in the room while the accident happened, shit >D

So yesterday, me and my babycakes dude pamela were watching jackass..we got like gazillion ideas.  First its the Human Tricycle. Its the fckn best man. And we're so gonna do it, first we gotta get sum old rollerskates so if anyone has them, let us know. 

Bunny lifeguard.  I mean, thank god he got there in time, otherwise who knows what couldve happened. So yeah, we need someone like that when we do our human tricycle. So, any volunteers?

yes, so. what?

Me and Pamela must have our beauty hot steamy sex sleep now