So, what have we been doin these days. Well, our total depression period is not over yet, but we are feeling better. Why? Because we have eachother. Oh and because we are watching The 70s show, Star Wars and bunch of idiotic crap...for example>
So, me and my babycakes decided to meet. we decided that on monday that we are goin to meet tomorrow. So, what day is it today? Friday. have we met? no. Why? because we are lazy. And we probably have eaten SO much food, that it is impossible for us to even move. But, babycakes celine is plannin on goin running tomorrow, and babycakes pamela did have a practice this one day. So we are workin on our body babycakes panda curves. Yes we are.
Tomorrow, we are goin paaaaaaaaaaaaartyin, and we're gonna drink so much beer, and smoke so much that i think..we're gonna get some people pregnant. Yes. That is the plan.
So, since my fellow babycakes is out of ideas, i must use my own imagination. i have none. so bye.
Ziz iz a Dzedzicatsion to our One and only. She is The One.
fuck christmas all this stupid confusion and jolly happy people runnin around stores, buying stuff. fuck you. all you are happy with your stupid little families, good for you. and fuck you. oh and fuck you too.
beer. 70s show. bed. food.
fuck yeah.
fuck. ya gotta spend money to buy people presents...wait...roll back. spend money. DO WE HAVE MONEY?!?! yeah, thought so. Okay, lets see now..people. Lets divide them into groups...we have Parents and relatives Friends And your homo self.
You aint gonna buy your homo self anythin besides booze and food. So Thats basically the only good spent money. Relatives....alright. You have NO idea what to give them anyway/ Oh wait you do! A SHAMPOO!!! Great, did you come up with this yourself or did you just saw it in the store and thought, oh my od, what a great idea. Well ITS NOT! Its a fucking shampoo. Your parents. Well, hah. Your fckn parents want you out of the house anyway, so spendin the money you could be usin to get out isnt really gonna warm their hearts. Or wait, you got out. But u still ask money from them. Lets see, \dad can i have some christmas money, i wanna buy you and mom some nice bedsheets\ After the christmas youre broke and fucked up and end up askin for the money anyway. So one way or another youre STILL stuck with your booze and food.
So Christmas is the time of giving and sharing and loving and OHCUTTHECRAP. Fuck giving, fuck sharing and fuck loving.
WE HATE CHRISTMAS. If there was a BEERMAS holiday, we'd love it. So until there is none, fuck it and fuck you.
okay, this is not funny.. this is the THIRD serious post.. i think we are broken.. oh wait no we are not we have our woopdeedoo friggin high mornings.. but in the evening... its evil man.. the life sucks the life out of us.. and everyone is like tralalala niuniu xmas.. makes our babycakes tummys turn... and not the kinda 'lets turn that frown upside down' turn.. more like.. i need a buttplug turn, so that... nevermind.. just sick..
SO! CHRISTMAS DEPRESSION CLUB IS NOW OPENED FOR BUSINESS!
BROS before HOES Club The Lady problem Club The U Bother ME U HO Club The STOP THE FCKN SILENCE Club Stop talkin to other people when u can talk to me all the time Club
So me and my babycakes were talkin in the middle of this weird things happening night. and we decided that we only need eachother. Why? Simple. My babycakes thinks of me while bein out with her subject of attraction. And i must mention the place where the thoughts of my beautiful butt appear in her head. The toilet. Yes. And when im in the company of the one and only(s), the only thought i have is..fuck you people are boring, 'Whats my babycakes doin'?'
So, as we come to this conclusion...the only thing we need in this world is babycakes love. Why? Because others are too complicated, stupid, childish, smart, good lookin, sweet, smell good, idiots and dumbasses. And we are pure. And we love love. So. From now on, we only have one club. And it is The club that has no name because we are idiots club
Even tho, we feel the feeling of bother brothers it doesnt matter because today, we decided to make a smokin area in my babycakes pamelE's room. Which makes total sense, because it just does. So. basssssically. we feel weird and confused. And we are sad. And we are gonna get through this because we have our love and hot steamy sex. And thats all we need to get us through this rought christmas pain time.
70s show Jackie quote
(Jackie, Hyde and Fez walk out of the House of Mirrors)
' That was the House of Mirrors? I have more mirrors than that in my purse. '
What can i say. Our blog has 120 views. how many blog posts do we have? With this one 6. That means..we have clicked this blog 6 times...and from others we have 114 clicks. And how many perverts do we have? ONE. So that means that either that pervert has some SEEEEEEEEEEERIOUS problems with reading. Or. Or. or...orororor...anyway who cares. She just has no life WHATSOEVER! I mean seriously. Look at this crap. 114 clicks? Getter. come on. Have u even READ this? Does it make any sense to you? DOES IT!?!?! Shes just probably looking at the pretty pictures. Yup. Cause i mean...we're definetly lookin at the pictures.
Right. we sat here, and discussed this. and we feel really sorry for you, getter. We wish you could just go read a book or something.
FORGOT TO MENTION IN OUR LAST POST!
Access to the party granted only on one condition!!! -
YOU NEED TO BRING AN ANCIENT ASIAN!!!
thank you.
good night. yours truly, babycakes pamela and babycakes celine.
So. Today. This sweden lady thing lady was harassing me right and i called my babycakes pamela. TO SAVE ME. And she came in with a bottle. Of cranberry liquer. Did that save me? NO! But it meant that...what time it is? ITS DRINKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!! So as i moved on to the kitchen to make myself a drink. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!??? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you know why we're drinking?? BECAUSE WE HAVE......dumdedumdedum...EXAMS!!!!!!!! YAY! So we're throwing a party..and EVERYONE! I Mean...EEEEEVERYONE is invited! Yes, even you, our little and only perverted follower.
So as i was making meself a drink...without ice, cause my babycakes got the last cube. So..i poured some strawberry liquer in the glass..and my babycakes pamela was like givin me this 'dude...thats too much' look...i was like....naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...that shit is 'looked at the bottle' ...oh shit it is. cause it was like 21%. And so...i thought...NAAAAAAAAAAAAH..the coke will make it better...so i poured the coke in the glass..and tasted it...
and i was like. oh. this coke is....and my babycakes said...'ANCIENT!'
and i was like...YOURE ANCIENT!!!!!!!!
And my babycakes got laughin cramps. And then she said that I'M ANCIENT!!!
And i was like ...'IM NOT ASIAN!!!' 'YOU ARE ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
She was like..'YOUR COKE IS ASIAN!!!!!!'
I was like.'YOUR COKE IS ASIAN'!!!!!!!
She was like...'IM NOT DRINKING ANY COKE!!!!!!!!'
so i was like...'IM NOT DRINKING ANY COKE!!!!!!!!!!!' and we went to my room and im drinking my ancient asian coke with liquer and my babycakes is drinkin her babycakes ice cube babycakes drink with babycakes cranberry juice and babycakes cranberry liquer. so..then this missy lady thing from sweden thing stepped into the room and is all like 'blah blah blah the dishes blah blah blah clean blah blah blah' so while the blah blah was goin on my babycakes pamela whispers...look...shes doctor pee pee. so i looked at the swedish lady and her pants had wet spots on them....ancient peepee. so shes like...'clean blahblah otherwise im gona have a bf' and now shes like 'käi perse'. that must mean 'im doctor peepee' in swedish.
so. im gonna go throw my drink away cause its ancient. and gonna look at my asian ancient babycakes.
PISSOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
We just like that lady. ANYBODY know who she is??????????????? HELP US!!! OR CALL US!! we like her. yes. we do. yes. yes.
yes. we like her. shes not ancient. and not asian. not that we have anything against asian. but shes not. and thats good. i mean, yeah. good. we like her. yes. we do. what? who is she anyway? who put this picture in here??????
Before you start reading this, you should know that a terrible...HOOOOORRIBLE thing has happened recently. Babycakes dude Celine man..she... she broke her tooshie. This tragedy was so hard to take. I was all like depressed and crying for whole 5 minutes, man! but no worries, we babycakes dudes dont get ourselves down that easy, we are like sunny bunnies, found a perfect positivie side in this: we can now have our hot steamy sexy sex without any consequences!!! YAY! so.. yes.. despite the terrible...HOOOOORRIBLE fact we, babycakes dude celine man and babycakes dude pamela man went to the tea party in the woody forest to kick some balls. then... the biggest tree of all apperaed out of nowhere.. it was so mighty and powerful...goddamnit it made us lose all our balls in an instant! ..CELINE MAN! ... it was soooooooo annoying annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooying
yes it was annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooyyyyyiiiiing annnooooy IIIIIIIING...
yoooouuu are so annnnnnoooooying!
what?
anyway, it made us have a total BF, because it was soooooooooooooooooo annnoooooying! still the tea party ended up in a traditional way, with the good ol' TOUCHDOWN!
After that, we jumped into our security officer babycakes car mobile and went off to the Wonderland to get some food for our tummy belly stomach...oh, and of course, the toilet gadgets! a babycakes is no babycakes without the toilet gadgets! ...riiiiight...and this cleaninglady looking like a lady thingy dragged along aswell.. But our smart tooshiebroken babycakes dude Celine has a plan.. yes indeedy man.. she found out that this cleaninglady is actually an x-mas tree from the exact woody forest..so we decided, we will just mail this tree-a-like xmas tree to Sweden..ou yes we will... thought babycakes dudes are always so soft pink and huggable huh??? Well think again Mr. Twister! ...we too have our dark sides...very dark.. as in the library...as ..ass dark! so you better watch your back...uhuh...rrrrrrr ..meow!
Then, after the Wonderland there was another BF. Babycakes dude Celine man was all like "Hold ma poodle man, hold ma POODLE!!!"...and while i was holding her poodle, she just pulled her pantaloons down. Oh man, the things that poor little animal had to see...it was like Hairy Larry was back in the town with a bag of goodies. What can I say... a perfect end of another perfectly beautiful adventorous day!
A DEDICATION TO PAMELA FROM CELINE (thank you for the song, my dicklovincompaniongretaladythingman)
Hey there Bret, I see you're looking down. Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown, Just because I get more women than you, Well that's only because they don't know you like I do. Sure you weedy, and kinda shy, But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy, They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay, So just hear me out when I say... Bret you got it going on! The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality. I said Bret you got it going ooon! Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!" Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem. Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable, Because you're bumpable, Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now. Bret you got it going on! (Got it going on) That's the conclusion that I've come to, But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you. Bret you got it going ooon! (Got it going on...) No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady. OH, if one of us was a lady! And I was your man, if I was your man. Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman, And then I imagine you with some bosoms. In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely, And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel, I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you. And I just lay there and spooned you. Bret, you got it going on.
This morning was very confusing. I woke up, and then i already smelled that something was wrong. I walk into my babycakes Pamela's room, and my babycakes Pamela dude is missing. So im like, dude. Babycakes pamela man, where are you, right? And i went to the kitchen, and i was still wondering 'hmmmm, where is my pamela babycakes dude man?', and my pamela babycakes dude man wasnt in the kitchen. so that means my pamela babycakes dude man was missing. So i got dressed, jumped into my super library officer babycakes celine car mobile and went searching for my babycakes dude pamela with this weird cleaninglady looking like lady thing. So we went to look into this museum right, and my babycakes pamela dude wasnt there. I was si surprised, cause usually she is ALWAYS there. I mean, i didnt see any reason why my babycakes pamela wouldnt be there, right? ...wait...right?
So i took my babycakes celine calling babycakes pamela walky talky mobile phone thingy and called my pamela and she didnt pick up her babycakes pamela calling babycakes celine walky talky mobile phone thingy. And i was like...Kelso at 2:26 below
So my babycakes dude pamela honey man called me back right. and now, we are seperated. by many many miles. but i know that, wherever i go and whatever i do, i will always have her by my side, in my heart and in my soul, whatever i do...whereever i go...it might be the kitchen, the toilet (especially the toilet)...my babycakes pamela is still by my side.
This post is dedicated to my beautiful babycakes.
and this picture too. a memory of a beautfil morning together.
So, pamela is marian the librarian today. I am the library security babycakes. So if theres gonna be any trouble in this little fun paradise, we are so THERE! yes we are. we are the world...we are the chiiildren...we are the one...lalala. WARNING! This image is not stupid. You have NO idea who that is or might be at this certain picture. Please DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT do this at home. DO it in the library!!!
(my babycakes is such a hottie)
so. like in the morning, my bautiful pamela babycakes dude was sleepin, and i came naked into her room right..and i was like..babycakes pamela, look. and she was like...no. and i was like..look. and she was like no...and i was like..dude pamela...look..and she was like no. and i was like..babycakes dude, look and she was like no and turned her back right. so..i went and squeezed her butt and went away. it was one romantic morning experience.
Now, there is no time for games. we need to work. its not so easy as it seems. library has some dark places man, very dark. yes..what?
We created an animal. It is now our child. We love it. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOVE it. INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERESTING.
Yes.
So.
As i was saying.
this blog is now our babyanimal. we LLLLLove it and its pink. Here we are goin to write about beautiful adventures we have together in our beautiful nest. We have them every day. Every day is BEAUTIFUL. So, today we will write stuff we remembered from before, and theeeeeeeeeeeeen. Wait what?
Today, this window changing man came right. So me and my beautiful Pamela were sitting in our beautiful nest and this window changing man came. So..as this window changing was doing stuff...we were sittin g with our laptops..and then he went to the kitchen...and then this ENORMOUS thing happened. my babycakes squeeked out of her ass.I was so PROUD of her. too fckn bad the guy wasnt in the room while the accident happened, shit >D
So yesterday, me and my babycakes dude pamela were watching jackass..we got like gazillion ideas. First its the Human Tricycle. Its the fckn best man. And we're so gonna do it, first we gotta get sum old rollerskates so if anyone has them, let us know.
Bunny lifeguard. I mean, thank god he got there in time, otherwise who knows what couldve happened. So yeah, we need someone like that when we do our human tricycle. So, any volunteers?
yes, so. what?
Me and Pamela must have our beauty hot steamy sex sleep now
