lex says: in 5 EAAAAAAAAAAAATS EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS olx says: we will be eating ears for 5 years? lex says: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES olx says: YYYYYYYYYYEEEEESAAAAH lex says: my nose feels allergically funnnny olx says: whyyyyyyy what did you do i have found 3 names in the word allergically lex says: i dont knoooow olx says: all earl and ally yes. earl lex says: theres no earl blja yes :D:D olx says: allearlgically lex says: gic should be a name too otherwise it feels lonely history channel kicks ass i have a tv n my room now dad bought some hugeass lcd tv and i got the one we had downstairs olx says: haha awww lex says: i watched die hard yay olx says: i always wanted to watch a huge lcd ass lex says: haha olx says: babycakes we need an ass! lex says: we need an ass swooord why dont we have swords olx says: how the heck did you come to sword from the word ass? lex says: im watching hisssstory channnek l olx says: oooh lex says: stooopid olx says: and shileds shields and.. and magic powers how come we dont have that? lex says: thatd would rock olx says: and a camel! lex says: babycakes i do not want a rock magic power its like poof aqnd u turn into a rock like billy olx says: is like hanna..but she turns into a tree its* and you will be a rock and i will be like in the woods or smt gonna get lost lex says: haha totally and youll turn into a ... shõshka khkhkh olx says: toootally lex says: totally awesome superpowers
I'm so proud of my babycakes pamela's reviw of the AWESOMELY AWESOME movie we saw, where they took a gorilla with them, to save the spiecies..and when they arrived, they were like 'fuck, we only took one gorilla', so i thought, i'll tell you about some albums i've listened to. For example.. natalie's new album. it rocks.
the end.
Twenty cities have past me by Keep finding treasures I don't want to find But I've stolen and I've crossed the line And I want you I want you
Twenty seconds and you could be gone You shine brighter than the morning sun You think it's over but it's just begun And I want you I want you
This sky is grey It's full of gold Can fill your heart and fill your soul I'll drink it up and take it slow I don't need anything else
Tell me where I'm heading Tell me I could be there soon Somewhere I've forgotten I'll die a little more for you
When everything is broken there's a piece I'll never use I keep finding reasons to die a little more for you
Twenty questions ringing in my head The moment sober but it's never dead What did I say and what's all this meant 'cause I want you I want you
The fire light as it hits your eye The heads all turn as you walk on by Maybe we belong in another time I still want you I want you
This sky is grey It's full of gold Can fill your heart and fill your soul I'll drink it up and take it slow I don't need anything else
Tell me where I'm heading Tell me I could be there soon Somewhere I've forgotten I'll die a little more for you
When everything is broken there's a piece I'll never use I keep finding reasons to die a little more for you Die a little more for you
How many things can you wish for 'Cause wishing is all I do when it comes to you How many lies can you live through How many times can you keep moving Keep moving on
Tell me where I'm heading Tell me I could be there soon Somewhere I've forgotten I'll die a little more for you
When everything is broken there's a piece I'll never use I keep finding reasons to die a little more for you To die a little more for you To die a little more for you
Well hello there mr. Melinda. Today we are going to guide you through the wonderful journey of apocalypsis, shown in the movie 2012. Hm, what is the best way to describe the movie in general? Hmm, probably mind-numbing, time-wasting, money-draining, soul-sucking stupidity.and sexy. Yes. The special effect were cool, but let me pay special details on some things. For example, you are speeding in your car, everything is crashing down, EVERYONE gets crushed down, but not you..now way hosay! You have this magical aura that protects you. ’Oh peesha you huge skyscraper with glassy windows and walls, im so outta here!‘ So if you want to survive a 9.2 earthquake, just rent a limo. OOOOOR even better! Whenever there is an earthquake, a tornado, a huge wave or a Big Rhonda coming your way it is very important that you hide UNDER THE TABLE!
Wooosh, but that was a close one, we have survived. Next stop. The volcano escape. Now you are riding in a van (yes, we do like to change cars) and there is a giant volcano bursting behind you and of course your van crashes into some hole with firey hot magma thingie and what do you do? Oh it’s okay, don’t worry about it, you just ignore the high temperatures and toxic clouds of dust and pretend you are in SAUNA, so just easily climb out of the van all tumdeedumdeedum , grab on to the surface and get out of the hole. Eeeeeeasy as pie. A bit sweaty in Sveta’s sweater, but no worries. Oh yea, and don’t forget to run after the plane afterwards, because you know..any human is faster than the plane, daaaaaah.
Next stop. China. Oh yea, speaking of China. How come the world is all DOOOOMED and nothing ever happened to China until the end of the movie? Yaaaaaaawnie. Anywho. China. Yes. Make sure you get there on the hugest plane you can ever get and always, I repeat, ALWAYS land down on the glacier somewhere in the mountains. So you are alone. Somewhere in the mountains. Its cold and old and bold and sold and cold, but yet again. Don’t worry. A flying giraffe will come to the rescue! It is very important you take a giraffe with you! And a gorilla, and a goat and a bunny! Especially the bunny! Or you can just stop a passing by truck. What? Don’t you ever see trucks in the mountains? It is as usual as my babycakes’ farts. But thank God they saved a giraffe.
So you made it safely to the giant ships (which were actually supposed to be submarines, but since they are ‘made in china’… yeaaaa) and of course, the stupid door of the ship won’t close and there is only 15 minutes left till the impact with the giant wave that is coming from India and going towards China so that you will crash into the mount Everest. Mhmh. Good geographical twist there mr. Wave. Anywho. The submarine-ship is filling with water. There are only 15 minutes left til the wave comes, so what do you do? Simple, you should always do a 10 minutes debate on "opening the door" subject. Feel free to speak, whatever it is on your mind. Whatever? Okay. Do you remember the time when you were little and there was your grandma and blablablabla…oooooukaaaaaay..now will you swim down and see why can’t the door be closed? Nope. Now it is time for kissie-kissie and perhaps a quickie with the ex-wifey, so don’t worry people, at least I will die while having SEX! Of course one hero saves the day, USA is on the top AAAGAIN, nothing to think about, everyone is happy, my Celine’s face says ‘the hell?’, Ladybaby Manka laughs her ass off, Swedish lady is confused and the movie is over. But you know what. There are some positive things too. First of all, me and babycakes saw Melanie C on the ship. So when you get bored, there will be a Mel C breakdown. “its just the beginning, its not the end, things will never be the same again”.
So there you have it. And what did we learn about surviving 2012?
1. If you want to survive in 2012, take a couple of flight lessons. 2. Move to Africa 3. Even during the apocalypse, you will have excellent cell phone reception. 4. When collecting animals for the ark, do not collect cows, sheep or pigs (animals that provide humans with food and clothing) rather save the giraffe and the rhino, and then return them to Africa, a part of the world that wasn't flooded anyways! (so that later the giraffe could tell his kids that he was riding a helicopter. Oh right..there will be no kids, because there is only ONE giraffe. ONE gorilla. ONE Godzilla) 5. Bring your cars instead of survival gears at the boarding. After world is over, all the highways will be empty for you to break speed limits and gas will be cheap. 6. If you want to live past 2012..become friends with John Cusack.
Actually it is the last day of our drinking days, but basically it is a after-day2-drinking-morning. yes. First of all, we have a camel. It is a fat freaky horny lesbian camel. Its name is Hannah Montana. And a princess came to visit us with her chaaaarming ugly smile. So while those whoes are sleeping, my babycakes Celine...Ceeeeliiiiiiiinnnne...Seeeliiiinnaaaaaa..ouuukeeeei.. is making foot. D. food. SAUSAGES! with stuff. yes. so the drinking day. we had some the 'whatever people, you dont live here' yesterday, one was Kidney Aarna, your favourite French Lady Baby Manka, who never misses anything... ARE YOU STUPID? she is not Mrs. Anything, she is LadyBaby, okay? okay. and besides..she didnt miss anything, she didnt even lose anything..you know what, sometimes... and yes also a mathematical counting a counter a cow ter lady was also herree.
Next sections.. sex-ions...sex sessions will be accompanied by photos.
first. an innocent game of beer pong. as you can see our Princess Munn (found out that name just now by secretly hiding on a chair with Cher and listening to other peoples conversation). So, the princess is trying out her special moves. they were so special that usually the ball just rolled under the bed. GOOD JOB PARTNER!
But wait! What is this mambo jambo we see? Princess got one in and now she is babbling on the phone about her success. The first key to success is… success. I think we should now promote her to Queen. AHOI!
Okay. When the warming up kids game was over, It was time to proceed to serious cereal thingy. DA COIN! Everybody loved our camel, because every time the coin went in, the camel had to drink. or Kidney. yes. *whispers* siiiiiiiiiikkkkiiiiiiii!!! There you can see the effect of DA COIN on a cow ter lady and *whispers* siiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiii..siiikkiiiiiaiaaaaaaahhhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
I have to warn tho, this game is not for weak people. Unfortunately Babycakes Celine got brain crippled and we had to take special care for her. Oh babycakes Celine, dont worry, I still love you no matter what, in health and sickness til death to us *fell asleep*.
You know. all those house parties are nothing compared to what Babycakes Celine, Lady Baby and cow ter organized. Good thing I got them beer and one chip-snak.
And at the end all this drinking ended with my babycakes puking and realizing how much she loves us. so if anyone else feels sick, you should sing the official puking song: Somewheeeeeere ooooooover the raaaaainbow... *went away singing*
Well well well well well well well .... well. We are so sorry, our lovlies, that you had to wait for so long for us to ...have sex! and post a post. so much has been happening..so much legendary. I don't even know where to start from.
first and foremost. im hot. second of all..we hace discovered a new sport. BEER PONG. we have played it with many drinks. with beer, cider, rum and babycakes pamela even played with mr herbert grandma bullshit. and our suggestion is...drink it with beer..cause its called BEER pong. duuuh. sexy.
he has nosehair. this dude on superstaar...his name is ott. yes.
well hello there maarjaliisilus. well hello there ithaka maria.
so. voting. did u guys vote? that doesnt even matter..because...we are winning anyway. Partei babycakes pamela and celines boobs is winning. and soon we are going to be Polish embaressidors. yes. embaressidors. YES. YES. EMBARESSIDORSSSSSS. EM-BAAA-RES-SII-DOORRRSSSAAAHHHH. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHhh
okay what is wrong with you? CALM DOWN WOULD YOU!~!!?
so. babycakes was telling me about her new friend..piano. and in russian its pianino..so i was like..babycakes...why is pjanaja nina your neighbor? totally weird huh??! AAAWWKWAAARD.
so let us give u some drunk advices. always..i repeat...ALWAYS take your car documents with you when u are drunk and goin out to a party. and before you enter a party... u HAVE to wrestle with people outside somewhere whereever..especially when that person is DRUNKLY AGGRESSIVE LADYBABY MANKA. YES. so you can lose them in the middle of nowhere and then find out u dont have them at the club..and then youre like...fuck...so you go and look for them..and then notice some dudes standing over them and talkin to the phone..and youre like THANKYOUtakethemandShakeTheirHand and go like...OKAYBYE
now....let us tell you how to listen to this song. you have to push play and read the things that are under the music video.
so imagine.
põlva.
nightclub LIFE.
eneli vals. dum de dum... DANCIN ALL ALONE...the dancefloor is empty...and shes like..lalalalalala...on the spotlight...totally jamming...lights in her hair and shes bein all so hot and dancyy..NOT...so......dumdedum..lalalalala..and in comes....SOLAARIUM..and shes like..midavittu eneli....persse raisk suka nahhui...mida vittu...putsi eneli...and totally starts dancing with eneli...lalala..and totally dance together all solariumy...so...they dance...totally bein all...dancy..and in comes....musting..and shes like...omguguys...how could u forget me...and totally jams and dances...and...comes in SIKI!!! and shes like...the fuck? whatever you guys, im out of here. and dum de dum goes away. and they danced happily ever after THE END!!!
we think we are goin to publish it..in books and stuff. and get a nobel price for being very nobel. nipple. triple niple.
boob. sex. pamela. celine. boob.
boob.
ladybaby boob.
OHHH. we went to see G.I. Joe movie..and after that..we are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO getting a camel, a fish, a bear, g.i. joe costumes and a camel. and a bear. dont forget the fish and the costumes. yesh. and a camel costume. and a bear costume. and a fish costume. and a camel.
thats its. onlhy a couple things. sheesh.
oh and we're gonna get a camel aswell. and a well. and a wall. and a ball. and a doll, small doll, in a hole, behind a wall, and a camel. and a bunny. cause all we have is this kitty...who is a kissy slut.
PAINTBALLLLLYES! we went to war. WAR. paintball war. and yes.
it was soooooooooooo coooooool. yes. wearegoin to do this again and again and again.
coming soon, babycakes pamela and babycakes celine in all their sexy..with special appearances by SEXY, SEXY and even...SEXIER!!Intruducing Veranda and Selena..babycakes PAM and CEL even hotter, sexier and SMARTnotER.
Hello, oh hello! It is time for another post, but all of you weak-hearted and paranoid readers, please leave the blog immediatelly, because this post ain't gonna be pretty! Our daily adventures have never been so.. full of adventures like this time. But let me start from the beginning. Me, Babycakes Celine, The Big Snap FRENCH Lady and Imbi the Tractor Driver all decided to see Põlva-Levadia game, which was like.. say whaaaa? It was soo quiet that we could even hear flies crawling on the grass. And on our way home, something terrible...hoooorrible....awful...sad...and at the same time very amuzing happened. I was just reading "Joy" on the backseat all like lalalalal minding my own business, Snap Lady getting all smashed with her cider, nothing unusual, my babycakes was going 100km/h, when a frigging goat just jumped right out of nowhere and well... of it goes flying in the air. A TOTAL WOOSH I TELL YOU!!! The car is a mess, the goat is dead, The Big Snap Lady is drunk and Babycakes Celine is all like ...THE FUCK?! .. good thing we had Imbi with us, the goat expert! What would we do without her? I mean, just by looking at the poor dead animal, she told us its story of a life. "Oh yea,looky, this goat is just young, born in spring, probably ran away from the mother and you know, they are just silly and run on the road all the time". Yes, thanks for the information, Goat Lover! But actually, we were lucky there were only 27km left, so we were "speeding" aaaaall the way lesbian back home. We were like a true married couple, like grandma and grandpa going 10 just to buy some bread and milk. Although we had to make a couple of disco-breakdown stops, during which Celine said that I have no compassion for the goat whatsoever. But what was I supposed to say? Cry? .. We are alive! And you know what! YOU KNOW WHAT?! NO, YOU DONT KNOW, HOW COULD YOU KNOW??!! ALL THIS TIME WHILE WE WERE STRUGGLING ON THE ROAD FOR SURVIVAL YOU WERE THINKING, HMMMM I WONDER IF CELINE AND PAMELA HAVE A NEW POST? SHEEESH! ... anywho.. we decided that we have no scratch, not even a tiny bruise because all this time we had an Enely poster with us, which we grabbed at the store on the way back. She worked her magic to save us and now we put her on the fridge, so that she would protect our food from the evil forces! We now pronounce that Enely is our Guardian Angel and let us have a moment of silence for Bambie the Goat. Amen!
OH YOU GUYS!!! Oh i know.i know im goodlookin..stop it. I know you missed me..yes. okay. enough. i said enough. stop having those 'celine is writin again' orgasms. i can not handle all of you. well. i can. so..contact pamela, and we'll totally make an appointment with you so we can..this whole talking is gettin me totally sleepy.
well lets see what we and i have been up to. i was to england and serbia, which sucked us..i mean..the places were awesome...i was the one who sucks ass. im overwhelmed, stressed and depressed. so this summer is really lookin good..so is the future. yay. the good thing tho..is i got into mah masters which means that there will be more staying in tartu with my babycakes pamela and cleaning lady from sweden.
to the important part. swedish lady had a birthday...and then babycakes pamela had a birthday. babycakes pamela gave swedish lady some cleaning gadgets for her birthday..mwaahahahahha. and me and swedish lady will give babycakes pamela a totally awesome present next week. it needs some work first...it will rock babycakes pamela's boobs off. it will be a totally boobalicious present.
what else what else what else....
ne-yo is totally rockin sum tooshies with his 'little bit ghetto' and 'its over' songs.
mm...i dunno. i need to see the beautiful assface of my babycakes to get some inspiration of declaration about fortification of sortification. yes i do know the meaning of at least one word in that sentence. that word is BABYCAKES.
SEXY! i bet ou were thinkin it! i knew you were thinkin about Sexy. how can i read your mind, you ask? ..you dont ask? well..fine. whatever. i wasnt goin to answer anyway.
sluts.
did you know..that whenever our swedish lady is with us in the stores..or on the streets..she always bumps into people...and is clumsy..so we always have to apologise and we just say..sorry..shes from poland. or..sorry, shes from lithuania. and people have this compassion in their eyes all the time...and sum idiots just laugh at it. and i mean..like..its not her fault she was born crippled like that! sheesh. the nerves of them. its like..whatever. im not goin to talk about this anymore...its just too hard.
We interrupt your kelly clarkson breakdown with a special announcement! A very armed and sexy Babycakes is reported to be on the loose. She was last seen down by the docks trying to get on a ship. It is possible that Babycakes is trying to sell sheep on that ship. The suspect may be accompanied by a vicious Harmony Bunny, whos unique power is to eat... and sleep. Distinctive Marks: As we have already said, Babycakes is armed. So she has two arms, two legs and a buttugly face. She may also be wearing a totally awesome hat and sunglasses to cover up her ugliness (yeeea, about that...it wont help, sorry). Hold on! We have just recieved an important call that Babycakes is heading towards Sweden. Accodring to our calculations a Swedish Lady looking like a lady thing is going to meet her. Anyone, who has additional information on where these two international sluts are going to meet, please give us a call on 3756-too-sexy-for-your-cat. Thank you for your cooperation!
I've been most unwilling To see this turmoil of mine The thought of sitting with this Has me paralyzed
With this prolonged exposure To near and averted eyes I think that I've been waiting Such mileage for empathizing
Now I see the madness in me Is brought out in the presence of you Now I know the madness lives on When you're not in the room Though I'd love to blame you for all I'd miss these moments of opportune You simply brought this madness to light And I should thank you
Oh, thank you Much thanks for this bird's eye view Oh, thank you For your most generous triggers
It's been all too easy To cross my arms and roll my eyes The thought of dropping all arms Leaves me terrified
And now I see the madness in me Is brought out in the presence of you Now I know the madness lives on When you're not in the room Though I'd love to blame you for all I'd miss these moments of opportune You simply brought this madness to light And I should thank you
Oh, thank you Much thanks for this bird's eye view Oh, thank you For your most generous triggers
I'd have to give up knowing And give up being right You, inadvertent hero You, angel in disguise
And now I see the madness in me Is brought out in the presence of you And now I know the madness lives on When you're not in the room And though I'd love to blame you for all I'd miss these moments of opportune You simply brought this madness to light And I should thank you
Oh, thank you Much thanks for this bird's eye view Oh, thank you For your most generous triggers
Today, we decided that we want a cake. or a pie. or a cake pie. we don't know.. so we called Bree Van der Kamp, cuz she has this cook book thingy going on and we were like WHAAAAAAAAT? and she was like WHAAAAATUUUUUP! and we were like CAAAAAKE and she was like WHAAAAAAAAT? and hung up. chef slut. yesa so, we went to the kitchen to see what we have and found that we have a noooooooothing. so we started improvising. wait. what? anyway, here come our secret babycakes cakepie making steps: so babycakes celine melted some chocolate, but it was not enough. so she took some candies with liquer in it. and melted that too. so its gonna be an alcohol cake. that pie is an alcoholic. it should sign up for the AA-program. we can still save it! just donate some cash by calling us on our number which we will not give you, cuz then you will be calling us all the time, since we are awesome and stuff.... oh stop!;) anyway... and then of course we are nuts about the nuts. SO WE CRUSHED THEM!! and added into the beautiful chocolaty with NO alcohol mix. Ah Marrria, MAGNIFIQUE! IT IS A MASTERPIISSA! then we were like. okay. eggs. we need eggs. where's the chicken? all we have is a bunny. i mean, kitty, sorry. so. 4 eggs. and some sugar. how much sugar you ask? no idea. just pore until your eyeballs pop of outta your head! sugar is never enough. never. never. world should be sweet! love love love makes the world go round! lalala anyway.. mix that..carefully. liste to carefully! so. then we decided. we need some milk. and added some. milk+alcohol=yum. all of you chemistry geniuses wearing jeans, give us a formula of lactose+alcohol or drop and give us fifty! or just DROP FIFTY! YOU ARE IN THE POO MILITARY SOLDIER! POO, YES POO! and on top of that we decorated the cake with a berry. so.. as hard as it is to say, but there will be no more Halle Berry movies, cuz she just made one hell of a cuttie pie! so, this thing is in the oven now. we have no idea what might come out of it. we just have to wait for 20 minutes.
....... ....... .......
*PING* aaaaaaand time. cake is done. we will now try it. probably gonna have either a) headache b) tummyache c) orgasm of how good the cake is d) ooor just forget about the whole thing and have sex
and in short, the ingridients: choco candy, choco candy with liquer, crazy nuts, milk, sugar, 4 bunny. sorry, kitty eggs since we had no chicken and halle berry.
Your Chefs for today Babycakes Celine Man and Babycakes Pamela Man
P.S. special thanks go to out bunnycakes Kitty, who was guarding us all this time under the chair. with cher.
We started a little late. But now its song number 13 - moldova lady singing about hores.
but let us start now. we are babycakeseses from pizza paia..yees.. we aar a veri naisa. yees. so, we are like, making this deal righta..that every time they say 'europe' we have to drink..juice. and its been on an hour..and we're still sober. the fuck eurovision...the fuck?!?!?!
now. the whore song. we are very concerned. that they are singing about a molodva whores hat. khkhkhkhk. and no europe mentioning again.
sluts.
okay next.
OH BTW. so far we realllly like two songs..the first one..lithuania..and iceland. yes. we like..very nice. btw..crippled onelegged babycakes likes the greece dance
now. malta. the donut lady. thats how we will look in about 10 years. yes. PRAISE MALTA! She thanked Europe TWICE. WE ARE SOOOO VOTING FOR HER :D
oh. it is a countri now. number 15. we really like..but we have no idea where it is. what is it called. and ee...escalator...elevator..a...epilator..erection...selection? masturbaation? no idea. actually. yes. the song is VEERY NIIICE. WE LIIIKE. YES. A PIZZA PAIA SONGA. MARRIA, IT IS A PIZZAPAIA SONGA. she better thank europe. three times at least..otherwise we're still voting for mallltttaaa.. btw..the escalator lady is playing the violina with celine..SCORE :D:D:D and we liiike her. she is veery pretty. NOW. no europe. slut.
total slut.
next song. denmark what?
next song. germany. dita von teese is there. nice. nice pants. for babycakes celine its like...nice. either high or LOOW. but babycakes pamela is like....whatEVEEEER
and no europe. still.
slutsss
next song turkaaay. babycakes pamela..has sum kind of a thing with the songs..she just gets up..and starts dancing to sum songs. im scared. tuktuktuk? no. really. no. no. we think she has a seizure there. why isnt anyone calling a doctor?!??! sum people...
babycakes pamela 'her face is like a stone..' babycakes celine 'your face is like a stone..'
and all she said was thank you..epileptic slut.
next song.
Albania. BLUE PENIS MAN. Watchman lovers...VOTE FOR THAT. the penis aint hangin anymore...but you know you can see it ;) But we actually..wouldnt rate this song very low. somewhere in the middle. it is kinda of a ..queer. penismanbreakdown come on! ok. we got bored. and the song is still playing. No europe. nothing. no drinks. just deesert in our mouths. not even a pizzapaia. EUROPE SCORE! DRINK!
NEXT
YAY! NORWAY! We like this song. love it. lyrics score. babycakes pamela is always lookin at babycakes celine..witht this..'i know you can relate. bitch' 'cause i dont care if i lose my mind, im already cursed' VIOLIN BREAKDOWN!!! :D yes. we can relate on a relation. ship. khkhkh. 'i cannot find her..but when i do..we'll get a brand new start' he looks like a total cute vanja. ljusja, we found you a boyfriend :D!!! europe fail. cute slut.
HOSTS! Europe score..twice! we are very scared for the voting actually...cause every country says 'hello europe'..so..yes. we are waiting.
Next.
Ukraine. haha. theIwantSex lady. and babycakes is goin dancin again. ladidadidadilaaai. TADADADADDASEXYTADADADADDABOY. and babycakes..started..singing. and im like..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..how do you know the lyrics..and shes like...what?! what to do you mean..from the NEXT time..duuh. oh. okay. khkhkh. she has a nest. shes a slut. we dont like her. we are actually very frightened. she looks like shes gonna have sex on that stage with people. so s&m sex. even if she says europe a lot of times...we are not voting for her. shes a europe slut.
neext.
fart.
next.
romania. baklan girls. some boobgrabbin. nice. enely..youre on tv. dancin and stuff. at least she looks good there. yes. ENELY SCORE. actually. the whole song..we're just watchin enely..she looks very nice there. enely is a baklan girl :p khkhkh. no europe. enely. thanksalot. some friend you are. just because youre not here with us..doesnt mean you should not say europe. selfish. AH!
next.
england. babycakes hasnt heard this song normally. whatever that means. its a leona lewis wannabe lady..and we're like WHAAAAAAAAAA? my time? is it your PPEEERIOD or smthn? sheesh. andrew lloyd webber mister is there. so..suddenly..we started talking about boobie traps. why do they call it a boobie trap? i mean..do you ever trap boobies in there? no you dont..but..WE DO! BOOBIE SCORE! lalalalalal. the song is still on. myyy tiiiime...to..please leave? please leave canada.
leona lewis is a slut. no europe
next.finland. right. finland breakdown. it makes us wanna pee. taht includes me you and bunny. wooooou....some hardcore shit is on!!! HARDCORE SCORE!! khkhkh omg...somebody just started squeeking from the ass with a tiny high voice...we should call 911.
FINNISH EUROPE!!!!
next
Espanol. ehm.
wait, what?..
europe? no. slut.
she said thank you spain. spain. SPAIN!?!?! WHOO THANKS SPAIN ON EUROVISION! thank you venezuela. thank you tatzikistan. thank you..granny. thank you..tree. thank you..a knee. a gay knee.
anyway. the voting europe drinking orgy. woow.
we're not into space. EUROPE SCORE! we're so into space.
a quick breakdown
lithuania is goooood. israel. what? france..nice. sweden..wha? croatia..ee. portugal...a veeery nice cute song. we like. Iceland. yes. nice, we like. Greece...khkhkhkhk..babycakes pamela breakdown. armenia...no. russia..we like. it was original and..stuff. azerbaijan...we liked the chorus..but then its like...fake and stuff. so.. bosnia and herzaBLA, moldova...whore song. fail. whore fail. malta...EUROPE SCORE. respect, lady. respect. Elevator..sex? denmark. germany...dita von teese fckn score. turkey. ambulance? meredith grey? someone? Albania..she tries soo bad. cute. NORWAY!! i doont caaaare..if i lose my mind...im alreaady..cursed. ukraine. scary, man. scary. Romania...enely...how you doin' ;) U.K. wheres elton john and david beckham and stuff? finland. uhm. no. spain. cheap eurovision thing. blah.
ok. babycakes pamela went for a shower. hosts are talking... babycakes finally came back form her shower..FINALLY she took a shower. i mean..u have no idea what i was goin through here...
we are probably gonna have a pizzapaia break now, but we do expect some more europe from europe. otherwise. europe will be a slut. and we aaar goin to move out of here. back home. to india. yesa.
why didnt spain thank india? she should be disqualified. filed. under the slut.
okay
some weird shit is on...and still on...and some water...more water.. now somebody waters broke. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. amphibian sluts.
points..well. we've had three drink scores. norway is first..YAY. and UK is like...ee..what? its second..and they give points to turkay..that epileptic slutty lady whore. whaa? one lady was like..'12 points go to the cutest guy in the contest...norway!' uhm..WHAT?! NORWAY IS NOT a GUY...duuuh. and norway is totally scoooring. yay.
and we wanna say..that etv commentators should shove it up their fucking ass. they want to stop the politic shit..but still 'OOOOOO...8 punkti venemaalt' we are going to take out our shotguns..and youll hear a couple of DRSH DRSHes soon. khkhkh. so. europe is not a very popular word. ? .
I do not understand how come lithuania has only 7 points. that song was so NIIICE. and smoooth.
Bulgraia DRINK SCORE. thank you.
and..basically..we are so pissed. NObody..NO ONE is giving points to CANADA?? hello?
'listen to carefully...' carefully...why arent you speaking?
the most gayest reaction ever. slovakia...12 point go to escalator..and the estonian dudes are like..OOOOOOO...what the hell? OO? seriously? sheesh man.
still. no votes for canada? seriously. what? we are so not watchin this show enterntaining performance anymore...
what?
SO anyway...the fairytale won...we knew that. it is very nice. cause when i first heard the song and the lyrics..i was like just staring...and it was like..ow man..another love song. good song yes.
so hes gonna perform and stuff and blabla and we got like 21 drinkin scores tonight! thats not much. maybe theyll say europe a couple of more times...yay.
It's like you're a drug It's like you're a demon I can't face down It's like I'm stuck It's like I'm running from you all the time And I know I let you have all the power It's like the only company I seek is misery all around It's like you're a leech Sucking the life from me It's like I can't breathe Without you inside of me And I know I let you have all the power And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time
It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interrupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm lost It's like I'm giving up slowly It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me Leave me alone And I know these voices in my head Are mine alone And I know I'll never change my ways If I don't give you up now
It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interrupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm not me
I'm hooked on you I need a fix I can't take it Just one more hit I promise I can deal with it I'll handle it, quit it Just one more time Then that's it Just a little bit more to get me through this I'm hooked on you I need a fix I can't take it Just one more hit I promise I can deal with it I'll handle it, quit it Just one more time Then that's it Just a little bit more to get me through this
It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interrupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm not me
you know how fucked up it sometimes is, when you feel like shit right, and then every song you hear remind you of something and someone, every song..and you cant run away from music. thats the sad part. and when someone is singing the exact words youre feeling, its even worse. and as i said, you cant run away from it. cause those words are everywhere..on the radio, tv..even if you go to a fucking store..theres still some stupid song like Truly Medly Deeply, and your heart starts crying even tho youve told it to shut the fuck up. and of course there comes your stupid head with your stupid heart. and god damnit. they work so good. first, your head doesnt let your heart decide on what is wrong or right. so you fuck everything up because of your brain. and then, your heart becomes more powerful so your brain tries to calm everything down, because basically, as you said..maybe its too late. well yea, it is, it might be, or maybe its not, or maybe it is...schizophrenic conversations that im always having with myself. indeed, and then my heart and brain keep talking to eachother, while i...yes. poor me...just lose it. waste away. every day...waaasting away the precious minutes of my life that i might fuck up and never get back. never. but you know what...it doesnt matter...silent treatment is good. so it leaves me, my head, my brain, my music, my babycakes with the same problems, my bunny and my football and my endless depths at school just hangin here for their life. so sometimes it feels like putting my hands in the air...fallin down..and jus giving up..and this feeling is the worst..cause even if you do that..nothing changes. nothing. because i did everything i could. i said everything i could. i even died almost every way that i could.
my babycakes is a professional waiter. she waits. we both wait. waiting...awesome movie btw.
so music right. you know, www.explosm.net ..awesome comics..me and my babycakes, we always thought that they have a camera following us..and theyre just makin the comics based on our life. so, about the next songs...its the same..
so here are some songs my and my babycakes are enjoying right now..and sum nice fierce lyrics.
I'm one stop From a breakdown Two steps from Being safe Just try to See this through I'm three steps From this nightmare And four steps From the door The rest is Up to you
I still have Schizophrenic conversations when there's no one else around to hear I long for Solitude and peace within me, void of all the anger and the fear
So crawl inside My head with me And I'll show you how it feels to be Fucked up like me I'll show you how it feels to be To blame like me Ashamed like me
Then we saw the big snap lady...and we were like...omg LOOK
And then she was like..look at me..'im an ugly fish'
So...we were discussing..that we like ourselves a LOT right....a WHOOOOLE PARKING LOT
So then i was like driving and i was like..oh screw this...im out. im going solo. i quit!
So we went to the store..and we were like. whaaaaa?
And those thingies. one day..we'll buy them all..and...GET FAT!
Breakdown come on
stop. hammertime.
breakdance. biitch.
we'll continue laaaater
okay. continue.
So..i was looking at the beautiful sky..and i was like..oh my god..its so beautiful..and then..out of nowhere...this ugly thing showed up in front of me..and i was like...EEEEEEK! and it was like...call me...;)
and then she was like...look at me..im a fish too
so i was like. screw you fishy. i want the ball
and then i was like.AH! i remembered i was single..so i was like 'ALL the single ladies..'
yes. theres actually more pictures..but since they take a while to load...well yeah. bye
We are very original. Like..if we bought a flower..lets..a rose. guess what we'd name it.....ROSIE!!! or..if we bought..a flower...lets saaaay...daisy...guess what we'd name DAISY!!!!!! and we have a bunny..and guess what we call him.......A KITTIE!!!!!!!!!!! ok no. we call him a BUNNY.324,jlu7yas66,666666666666666666666666666666666666aaa6a6yyyyyyyy6y6y66y6y 6y6y6y6u,lk,,,,,, that was our bunnys message to you hes goin to win a nobel prize with that.
an example of a conversation by babycakes celine and babycakes pamela.
P: You are making NO SENSE!! C: SEX!?! NO SEX?!?! What do you mean no sex?! (2 minutes of laughing)
C: What are you doin? C: What does it look like Im doin?
P: (giving me a lecture about how im gettin in troule all the time)..Babycakes, You are.. C: (yells really loud) SEXY!!! C: Oh..sorry..i thought you were gonna say sexy...
C: (telling pamela how im in troule with my concience..and stability..) I totally lost my.. P: VIRGINITY!!!
So basically..we are doing very good. Both of us have some crazies..or crazie leftovers..or i dont know what. And we are going to take a shower in order to take a shower later. yes. really.
C: So, Sveta..you look like youre wearing a sweaty sweater.. C: so...are you? C: *wink*
i need to pee now. C: what are you talking about? P: What are YOU talking about?
you look like you miss us. you so do. we get it. totally. i mean we are so awesome, why wouldnt you miss us? even we miss us soemtimes, just sometimes. but the whole point is that...we havent been writing or postin any videos because we are..lazy.
and thats it.
lazy.
bluepenis rules the world. watchmen sucks everybodys ass. the worst movie ever. i have a blue penis and you have a blue penis and everyone should get a blue penis. period. and a period.
