Plan Cake

Today, we decided that we want a cake. or a pie. or a cake pie. we don't know..
so we called Bree Van der Kamp, cuz she has this cook book thingy going on and we were like WHAAAAAAAAT? and she was like WHAAAAATUUUUUP! and we were like CAAAAAKE and she was like WHAAAAAAAAT? and hung up. chef slut.
yesa
so, we went to the kitchen to see what we have and found that we have a noooooooothing. so we started improvising. wait. what?
anyway, here come our secret babycakes cakepie making steps:
so babycakes celine melted some chocolate, but it was not enough. so she took some candies with liquer in it. and melted that too. so its gonna be an alcohol cake. that pie is an alcoholic. it should sign up for the AA-program. we can still save it! just donate some cash by calling us on our number which we will not give you, cuz then you will be calling us all the time, since we are awesome and stuff.... oh stop!;)
anyway... and then of course we are nuts about the nuts. SO WE CRUSHED THEM!! and added into the beautiful chocolaty with NO alcohol mix. Ah Marrria, MAGNIFIQUE! IT IS A MASTERPIISSA!
then we were like. okay. eggs. we need eggs. where's the chicken? all we have is a bunny. i mean, kitty, sorry. so. 4 eggs. and some sugar. how much sugar you ask? no idea. just pore until your eyeballs pop of outta your head! sugar is never enough. never.
never.
world should be sweet! love love love makes the world go round! lalala
anyway.. mix that..carefully. liste to carefully!
so. then we decided. we need some milk. and added some. milk+alcohol=yum. all of you chemistry geniuses wearing jeans, give us a formula of lactose+alcohol or drop and give us fifty! or just DROP FIFTY! YOU ARE IN THE POO MILITARY SOLDIER! POO, YES POO!
and on top of that we decorated the cake with a berry. so.. as hard as it is to say, but there will be no more Halle Berry movies, cuz she just made one hell of a cuttie pie!
so, this thing is in the oven now. we have no idea what might come out of it. we just have to wait for 20 minutes.

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*PING* aaaaaaand time. cake is done. we will now try it. probably gonna have either
a) headache
b) tummyache
c) orgasm of how good the cake is
d) ooor just forget about the whole thing and have sex

and in short, the ingridients: choco candy, choco candy with liquer, crazy nuts, milk, sugar, 4 bunny. sorry, kitty eggs since we had no chicken and halle berry.

Your Chefs for today
Babycakes Celine Man and Babycakes Pamela Man

P.S. special thanks go to out bunnycakes Kitty, who was guarding us all this time under the chair. with cher.