Actually it is the last day of our drinking days, but basically it is a after-day2-drinking-morning. yes. First of all, we have a camel. It is a fat freaky horny lesbian camel. Its name is Hannah Montana. And a princess came to visit us with her chaaaarming ugly smile. So while those whoes are sleeping, my babycakes Celine...Ceeeeliiiiiiiinnnne...Seeeliiiinnaaaaaa..ouuukeeeei.. is making foot. D. food. SAUSAGES! with stuff. yes. so the drinking day. we had some the 'whatever people, you dont live here' yesterday, one was Kidney Aarna, your favourite French Lady Baby Manka, who never misses anything... ARE YOU STUPID? she is not Mrs. Anything, she is LadyBaby, okay? okay. and besides..she didnt miss anything, she didnt even lose anything..you know what, sometimes... and yes also a mathematical counting a counter a cow ter lady was also herree.
Next sections.. sex-ions...sex sessions will be accompanied by photos.
first. an innocent game of beer pong. as you can see our Princess Munn (found out that name just now by secretly hiding on a chair with Cher and listening to other peoples conversation). So, the princess is trying out her special moves. they were so special that usually the ball just rolled under the bed. GOOD JOB PARTNER!
But wait! What is this mambo jambo we see? Princess got one in and now she is babbling on the phone about her success. The first key to success is… success. I think we should now promote her to Queen. AHOI!
Okay. When the warming up kids game was over, It was time to proceed to serious cereal thingy. DA COIN! Everybody loved our camel, because every time the coin went in, the camel had to drink. or Kidney. yes. *whispers* siiiiiiiiiikkkkiiiiiiii!!! There you can see the effect of DA COIN on a cow ter lady and *whispers* siiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiii..siiikkiiiiiaiaaaaaaahhhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
I have to warn tho, this game is not for weak people. Unfortunately Babycakes Celine got brain crippled and we had to take special care for her. Oh babycakes Celine, dont worry, I still love you no matter what, in health and sickness til death to us *fell asleep*.
You know. all those house parties are nothing compared to what Babycakes Celine, Lady Baby and cow ter organized. Good thing I got them beer and one chip-snak.
And at the end all this drinking ended with my babycakes puking and realizing how much she loves us. so if anyone else feels sick, you should sing the official puking song: Somewheeeeeere ooooooover the raaaaainbow... *went away singing*
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