So eurovision blog thing

We started a little late. But now its song number 13 - moldova lady singing about hores.

but let us start now. we are babycakeseses from pizza paia..yees.. we aar a veri naisa. yees.
so, we are like, making this deal righta..that every time they say 'europe' we have to drink..juice. and its been on an hour..and we're still sober. the fuck eurovision...the fuck?!?!?!

now. the whore song. we are very concerned. that they are singing about a molodva whores hat. khkhkhkhk. and no europe mentioning again.

sluts.

okay next.

OH BTW. so far we realllly like two songs..the first one..lithuania..and iceland. yes. we like..very nice. btw..crippled onelegged babycakes likes the greece dance

now. malta. the donut lady.
thats how we will look in about 10 years. yes.
PRAISE MALTA! She thanked Europe TWICE. WE ARE SOOOO VOTING FOR HER :D



oh. it is a countri now. number 15. we really like..but we have no idea where it is. what is it called. and ee...escalator...elevator..a...epilator..erection...selection? masturbaation? no idea.
actually. yes. the song is VEERY NIIICE. WE LIIIKE. YES. A PIZZA PAIA SONGA. MARRIA, IT IS A PIZZAPAIA SONGA.
she better thank europe. three times at least..otherwise we're still voting for mallltttaaa..
btw..the escalator lady is playing the violina with celine..SCORE :D:D:D and we liiike her. she is veery pretty. NOW. no europe. slut.

total slut.

next song.
denmark
what?

next song.
germany. dita von teese is there. nice. nice pants. for babycakes celine its like...nice. either high or LOOW. but babycakes pamela is like....whatEVEEEER

and no europe. still.

slutsss

next song
turkaaay. babycakes pamela..has sum kind of a thing with the songs..she just gets up..and starts dancing to sum songs. im scared. tuktuktuk? no. really. no. no. we think she has a seizure there. why isnt anyone calling a doctor?!??! sum people...

babycakes pamela 'her face is like a stone..'
babycakes celine 'your face is like a stone..'

and all she said was thank you..epileptic slut.

next song.

Albania. BLUE PENIS MAN. Watchman lovers...VOTE FOR THAT. the penis aint hangin anymore...but you know you can see it ;) But we actually..wouldnt rate this song very low. somewhere in the middle. it is kinda of a ..queer. penismanbreakdown come on!
ok. we got bored. and the song is still playing. No europe. nothing. no drinks. just deesert in our mouths. not even a pizzapaia. EUROPE SCORE! DRINK!

NEXT

YAY! NORWAY! We like this song. love it. lyrics score. babycakes pamela is always lookin at babycakes celine..witht this..'i know you can relate. bitch'
'cause i dont care if i lose my mind, im already cursed' VIOLIN BREAKDOWN!!! :D
yes. we can relate on a relation. ship. khkhkh.
'i cannot find her..but when i do..we'll get a brand new start'
he looks like a total cute vanja. ljusja, we found you a boyfriend :D!!!
europe fail. cute slut.

HOSTS! Europe score..twice!
we are very scared for the voting actually...cause every country says 'hello europe'..so..yes. we are waiting.

Next.

Ukraine. haha.
theIwantSex lady. and babycakes is goin dancin again. ladidadidadilaaai. TADADADADDASEXYTADADADADDABOY. and babycakes..started..singing. and im like..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..how do you know the lyrics..and shes like...what?! what to do you mean..from the NEXT time..duuh.
oh. okay.
khkhkh.
she has a nest. shes a slut. we dont like her. we are actually very frightened. she looks like shes gonna have sex on that stage with people. so s&m sex. even if she says europe a lot of times...we are not voting for her. shes a europe slut.

neext.

fart.

next.

romania. baklan girls. some boobgrabbin. nice.
enely..youre on tv. dancin and stuff. at least she looks good there. yes. ENELY SCORE. actually. the whole song..we're just watchin enely..she looks very nice there. enely is a baklan girl :p khkhkh. no europe. enely. thanksalot. some friend you are. just because youre not here with us..doesnt mean you should not say europe. selfish. AH!

next.

england. babycakes hasnt heard this song normally. whatever that means. its a leona lewis wannabe lady..and we're like WHAAAAAAAAAA? my time? is it your PPEEERIOD or smthn? sheesh. andrew lloyd webber mister is there.
so..suddenly..we started talking about boobie traps. why do they call it a boobie trap? i mean..do you ever trap boobies in there? no you dont..but..WE DO! BOOBIE SCORE! lalalalalal.
the song is still on. myyy tiiiime...to..please leave? please leave canada.

leona lewis is a slut. no europe

next.finland.
right. finland breakdown. it makes us wanna pee. taht includes me you and bunny. wooooou....some hardcore shit is on!!! HARDCORE SCORE!! khkhkh omg...somebody just started squeeking from the ass with a tiny high voice...we should call 911.

FINNISH EUROPE!!!!

next

Espanol. ehm.

wait, what?..

europe? no. slut.

she said thank you spain. spain. SPAIN!?!?! WHOO THANKS SPAIN ON EUROVISION! thank you venezuela. thank you tatzikistan. thank you..granny. thank you..tree. thank you..a knee. a gay knee.

anyway. the voting europe drinking orgy. woow.

we're not into space. EUROPE SCORE! we're so into space.

a quick breakdown

lithuania is goooood. israel. what? france..nice. sweden..wha? croatia..ee. portugal...a veeery nice cute song. we like. Iceland. yes. nice, we like. Greece...khkhkhkhk..babycakes pamela breakdown. armenia...no. russia..we like. it was original and..stuff. azerbaijan...we liked the chorus..but then its like...fake and stuff. so.. bosnia and herzaBLA, moldova...whore song. fail. whore fail. malta...EUROPE SCORE. respect, lady. respect. Elevator..sex? denmark. germany...dita von teese fckn score. turkey. ambulance? meredith grey? someone? Albania..she tries soo bad. cute. NORWAY!! i doont caaaare..if i lose my mind...im alreaady..cursed. ukraine. scary, man. scary. Romania...enely...how you doin' ;) U.K. wheres elton john and david beckham and stuff? finland. uhm. no. spain. cheap eurovision thing. blah.

ok. babycakes pamela went for a shower. hosts are talking...
babycakes finally came back form her shower..FINALLY she took a shower. i mean..u have no idea what i was goin through here...

we are probably gonna have a pizzapaia break now, but we do expect some more europe from europe. otherwise. europe will be a slut. and we aaar goin to move out of here. back home. to india. yesa.

why didnt spain thank india? she should be disqualified. filed. under the slut.

okay

some weird shit is on...and still on...and some water...more water.. now somebody waters broke. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. amphibian sluts.

points..well. we've had three drink scores. norway is first..YAY. and UK is like...ee..what? its second..and they give points to turkay..that epileptic slutty lady whore. whaa?
one lady was like..'12 points go to the cutest guy in the contest...norway!' uhm..WHAT?! NORWAY IS NOT a GUY...duuuh.
and norway is totally scoooring. yay.


and we wanna say..that etv commentators should shove it up their fucking ass. they want to stop the politic shit..but still 'OOOOOO...8 punkti venemaalt' we are going to take out our shotguns..and youll hear a couple of DRSH DRSHes soon. khkhkh.
so. europe is not a very popular word. ? .

I do not understand how come lithuania has only 7 points. that song was so NIIICE. and smoooth.

Bulgraia DRINK SCORE. thank you.

and..basically..we are so pissed. NObody..NO ONE is giving points to CANADA?? hello?

'listen to carefully...' carefully...why arent you speaking?

the most gayest reaction ever. slovakia...12 point go to escalator..and the estonian dudes are like..OOOOOOO...what the hell? OO? seriously? sheesh man.

still. no votes for canada? seriously. what? we are so not watchin this show enterntaining performance anymore...

what?

SO anyway...the fairytale won...we knew that. it is very nice. cause when i first heard the song and the lyrics..i was like just staring...and it was like..ow man..another love song. good song yes.

so hes gonna perform and stuff and blabla and we got like 21 drinkin scores tonight! thats not much. maybe theyll say europe a couple of more times...yay.

anyway. screw you.
bye.