erovision semi final one.

lesbian1.

well. well.
well.

well.

this is the first semi final that we are going to see, and count how many times they say 'thank you'. because each time they say it in the final...a justin bieber fan has sex a baby.

and we drink.

but not today.

pen and paper.

so i just watched south park yesterday. how they were mocking germans and that they have no sense of humour. well. its true.

1.poland. magdalena. tul. jostom. OKAY!?!
womanizer womanizer womanizer..youre a womanizer...
kinda bored.
we caaaant really heaaar you.
*burp*

2.manorra. haba haba haba.
getter jaani sounds quite right now.
does yoooour grandma do zapekanozhki??
no. no haba haba.
and just when you think she stops...no she doesnt.

3.albania.
she can go to the final.
we are like..'nyeah'. 'whatever. thats cool'

4. armenia. okay. all we can say is. burp. please. no.

5. you live it up okay. turkish.

6.positive little song. we approve. all kelly osbourne nancy sinatra sounding like a little...wait. what are you talking about?

7.poke. her. face.
if you wana üsfcfosüpfojoiewfnchivw then scream
what?

8. barefoot. bigfoot. okay.
awwww.i dedicate this song to my babycakes. i just imagine how we sitin the toilet..and go like..na na na na nanananana.

9. my speical power is gruzinskij jazqk. okay?! so.. evanescence is so last century. okay?not bad. but like..eeh. whatever. hah. two thank you's. two shots down. +_+

10. finnish arnold oksmaa. great. green peace mambo jambo. we are not into space.

11. uhm. we didnt know that Justin from ugly Betty is performing here. well hello.

12. sorry..we thought that was a commercial. +_+

13. we are not into space.babycakes is having fun at least okay.

14.iceland. cute. why exactly are those men kissing on stage? and it looks like theyre not playing those instruments okay.

15.what about your dreams???
so scary.
blond hair doent fit her. WHAT ABOUT IT!?!?!


okay. it.
we stopped listening.

good bye.