Wednesday, December 8, 2010

TITLE. THE LIST.

Hello.
nope. we havent been gone for a century. your computer was just stupid and broken. it could not show our blog messages. we are very upset and dissappointed that noone has commented on our recent updates. its about time you fixed your computer.
A little introduction before we get to the main part.
LIST OF IMPROVED US:
1. an AWWWWWWesome appartament :)
2. no hanna:(
3. new pinky :(
4. slut downstairs :)
5. no lazyness. wait. what?
6. NO HANNA!!!! :(

THINGS NEW WITH YOU:
1. fixed your computer. finally. reading our blog. finally. fixed your computer
2. there is no nr2
3. there is no nr2, but there is nr3? that makes no sex.
4. make sex.

okay, now the most important list:

THE LIST (THINGS TO DO IN 2010)...(nope, its not too late making this kind of a list, we still have 3 weeks and it does sound smart, okay? okay.)
1. say 'goose' out loud without laughing
2. drink beer while listening to jewels 'foolish games' and say YESSSSAAAAH!!! (requires fierce preparation)
3. get drunk during daytime (before 5pm)
4. get drunk in a pub/bar (requires cash.. johny cash)
5. turn ladybaby manka into ladybaby manja (for reaaaalz ya'll!!!)
6. ride on the huge mountain while being... drunk. use applebutt with caution.
7. triple T.K.A. with Celine girls on the fussball tournaments (the only smart thing to do in 2010)
8. drink Captain Morgan Gold. Spice. GoldSpice. Whatever. (see section 3.)

*a lot of drinking during 3 weeks. no! there is never a lot of drinking during 3 weeks. AND THAT IS BABYCAKES CELINE's FINAL SMART THING TO SAY!!!

9. clean out partyzone pink ribbons (requires our missing Cleaning Lady looking like a lady Hannacakes)
10. get a christmas tree (requires our missing Cleaning Lady looking like a lady Hannacakes, because she can turn into a tree. thats her superpower)
11. get greetu drunk.
12. throw a party at our house (must be done before section 9. might include section 5 and 11)
13. jesus motherfucking christ. STOP DRINKING! ... (okay you know what. first of all mission impossible, this is the hardest point ever. and second of all JESUS IS NOT FUCKING MOTHERS!)

We wish us luck in completing our quest.
Signed: Smart Commision of Babycakes Crew (SCBC).

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