oh thank you for your most generous triggers

I've been most unwilling 
To see this turmoil of mine 
The thought of sitting with this 
Has me paralyzed 

With this prolonged exposure 
To near and averted eyes 
I think that I've been waiting 
Such mileage for empathizing 

Now I see the madness in me 
Is brought out in the presence of you 
Now I know the madness lives on 
When you're not in the room 
Though I'd love to blame you for all 
I'd miss these moments of opportune 
You simply brought this madness to light 
And I should thank you 

Oh, thank you 
Much thanks for this bird's eye view 
Oh, thank you 
For your most generous triggers 

It's been all too easy 
To cross my arms and roll my eyes 
The thought of dropping all arms 
Leaves me terrified 

And now I see the madness in me 
Is brought out in the presence of you 
Now I know the madness lives on 
When you're not in the room 
Though I'd love to blame you for all 
I'd miss these moments of opportune 
You simply brought this madness to light 
And I should thank you 

Oh, thank you 
Much thanks for this bird's eye view 
Oh, thank you 
For your most generous triggers 

I'd have to give up knowing 
And give up being right 
You, inadvertent hero 
You, angel in disguise 

And now I see the madness in me 
Is brought out in the presence of you 
And now I know the madness lives on 
When you're not in the room 
And though I'd love to blame you for all 
I'd miss these moments of opportune 
You simply brought this madness to light 
And I should thank you 

Oh, thank you 
Much thanks for this bird's eye view 
Oh, thank you 
For your most generous triggers

Plan Cake

Today, we decided that we want a cake. or a pie. or a cake pie. we don't know..
so we called Bree Van der Kamp, cuz she has this cook book thingy going on and we were like WHAAAAAAAAT? and she was like WHAAAAATUUUUUP! and we were like CAAAAAKE and she was like WHAAAAAAAAT? and hung up. chef slut.
yesa
so, we went to the kitchen to see what we have and found that we have a noooooooothing. so we started improvising. wait. what?
anyway, here come our secret babycakes cakepie making steps:
so babycakes celine melted some chocolate, but it was not enough. so she took some candies with liquer in it. and melted that too. so its gonna be an alcohol cake. that pie is an alcoholic. it should sign up for the AA-program. we can still save it! just donate some cash by calling us on our number which we will not give you, cuz then you will be calling us all the time, since we are awesome and stuff.... oh stop!;)
anyway... and then of course we are nuts about the nuts. SO WE CRUSHED THEM!! and added into the beautiful chocolaty with NO alcohol mix. Ah Marrria, MAGNIFIQUE! IT IS A MASTERPIISSA!
then we were like. okay. eggs. we need eggs. where's the chicken? all we have is a bunny. i mean, kitty, sorry. so. 4 eggs. and some sugar. how much sugar you ask? no idea. just pore until your eyeballs pop of outta your head! sugar is never enough. never.
never.
world should be sweet! love love love makes the world go round! lalala
anyway.. mix that..carefully. liste to carefully!
so. then we decided. we need some milk. and added some. milk+alcohol=yum. all of you chemistry geniuses wearing jeans, give us a formula of lactose+alcohol or drop and give us fifty! or just DROP FIFTY! YOU ARE IN THE POO MILITARY SOLDIER! POO, YES POO!
and on top of that we decorated the cake with a berry. so.. as hard as it is to say, but there will be no more Halle Berry movies, cuz she just made one hell of a cuttie pie!
so, this thing is in the oven now. we have no idea what might come out of it. we just have to wait for 20 minutes.

.......
.......
.......

*PING* aaaaaaand time. cake is done. we will now try it. probably gonna have either
a) headache
b) tummyache
c) orgasm of how good the cake is
d) ooor just forget about the whole thing and have sex

and in short, the ingridients: choco candy, choco candy with liquer, crazy nuts, milk, sugar, 4 bunny. sorry, kitty eggs since we had no chicken and halle berry.

Your Chefs for today
Babycakes Celine Man and Babycakes Pamela Man

P.S. special thanks go to out bunnycakes Kitty, who was guarding us all this time under the chair. with cher.

So eurovision blog thing

We started a little late. But now its song number 13 - moldova lady singing about hores.

but let us start now. we are babycakeseses from pizza paia..yees.. we aar a veri naisa. yees.
so, we are like, making this deal righta..that every time they say 'europe' we have to drink..juice. and its been on an hour..and we're still sober. the fuck eurovision...the fuck?!?!?!

now. the whore song. we are very concerned. that they are singing about a molodva whores hat. khkhkhkhk. and no europe mentioning again.

sluts.

okay next.

OH BTW. so far we realllly like two songs..the first one..lithuania..and iceland. yes. we like..very nice. btw..crippled onelegged babycakes likes the greece dance

now. malta. the donut lady.
thats how we will look in about 10 years. yes.
PRAISE MALTA! She thanked Europe TWICE. WE ARE SOOOO VOTING FOR HER :D



oh. it is a countri now. number 15. we really like..but we have no idea where it is. what is it called. and ee...escalator...elevator..a...epilator..erection...selection? masturbaation? no idea.
actually. yes. the song is VEERY NIIICE. WE LIIIKE. YES. A PIZZA PAIA SONGA. MARRIA, IT IS A PIZZAPAIA SONGA.
she better thank europe. three times at least..otherwise we're still voting for mallltttaaa..
btw..the escalator lady is playing the violina with celine..SCORE :D:D:D and we liiike her. she is veery pretty. NOW. no europe. slut.

total slut.

next song.
denmark
what?

next song.
germany. dita von teese is there. nice. nice pants. for babycakes celine its like...nice. either high or LOOW. but babycakes pamela is like....whatEVEEEER

and no europe. still.

slutsss

next song
turkaaay. babycakes pamela..has sum kind of a thing with the songs..she just gets up..and starts dancing to sum songs. im scared. tuktuktuk? no. really. no. no. we think she has a seizure there. why isnt anyone calling a doctor?!??! sum people...

babycakes pamela 'her face is like a stone..'
babycakes celine 'your face is like a stone..'

and all she said was thank you..epileptic slut.

next song.

Albania. BLUE PENIS MAN. Watchman lovers...VOTE FOR THAT. the penis aint hangin anymore...but you know you can see it ;) But we actually..wouldnt rate this song very low. somewhere in the middle. it is kinda of a ..queer. penismanbreakdown come on!
ok. we got bored. and the song is still playing. No europe. nothing. no drinks. just deesert in our mouths. not even a pizzapaia. EUROPE SCORE! DRINK!

NEXT

YAY! NORWAY! We like this song. love it. lyrics score. babycakes pamela is always lookin at babycakes celine..witht this..'i know you can relate. bitch'
'cause i dont care if i lose my mind, im already cursed' VIOLIN BREAKDOWN!!! :D
yes. we can relate on a relation. ship. khkhkh.
'i cannot find her..but when i do..we'll get a brand new start'
he looks like a total cute vanja. ljusja, we found you a boyfriend :D!!!
europe fail. cute slut.

HOSTS! Europe score..twice!
we are very scared for the voting actually...cause every country says 'hello europe'..so..yes. we are waiting.

Next.

Ukraine. haha.
theIwantSex lady. and babycakes is goin dancin again. ladidadidadilaaai. TADADADADDASEXYTADADADADDABOY. and babycakes..started..singing. and im like..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..how do you know the lyrics..and shes like...what?! what to do you mean..from the NEXT time..duuh.
oh. okay.
khkhkh.
she has a nest. shes a slut. we dont like her. we are actually very frightened. she looks like shes gonna have sex on that stage with people. so s&m sex. even if she says europe a lot of times...we are not voting for her. shes a europe slut.

neext.

fart.

next.

romania. baklan girls. some boobgrabbin. nice.
enely..youre on tv. dancin and stuff. at least she looks good there. yes. ENELY SCORE. actually. the whole song..we're just watchin enely..she looks very nice there. enely is a baklan girl :p khkhkh. no europe. enely. thanksalot. some friend you are. just because youre not here with us..doesnt mean you should not say europe. selfish. AH!

next.

england. babycakes hasnt heard this song normally. whatever that means. its a leona lewis wannabe lady..and we're like WHAAAAAAAAAA? my time? is it your PPEEERIOD or smthn? sheesh. andrew lloyd webber mister is there.
so..suddenly..we started talking about boobie traps. why do they call it a boobie trap? i mean..do you ever trap boobies in there? no you dont..but..WE DO! BOOBIE SCORE! lalalalalal.
the song is still on. myyy tiiiime...to..please leave? please leave canada.

leona lewis is a slut. no europe

next.finland.
right. finland breakdown. it makes us wanna pee. taht includes me you and bunny. wooooou....some hardcore shit is on!!! HARDCORE SCORE!! khkhkh omg...somebody just started squeeking from the ass with a tiny high voice...we should call 911.

FINNISH EUROPE!!!!

next

Espanol. ehm.

wait, what?..

europe? no. slut.

she said thank you spain. spain. SPAIN!?!?! WHOO THANKS SPAIN ON EUROVISION! thank you venezuela. thank you tatzikistan. thank you..granny. thank you..tree. thank you..a knee. a gay knee.

anyway. the voting europe drinking orgy. woow.

we're not into space. EUROPE SCORE! we're so into space.

a quick breakdown

lithuania is goooood. israel. what? france..nice. sweden..wha? croatia..ee. portugal...a veeery nice cute song. we like. Iceland. yes. nice, we like. Greece...khkhkhkhk..babycakes pamela breakdown. armenia...no. russia..we like. it was original and..stuff. azerbaijan...we liked the chorus..but then its like...fake and stuff. so.. bosnia and herzaBLA, moldova...whore song. fail. whore fail. malta...EUROPE SCORE. respect, lady. respect. Elevator..sex? denmark. germany...dita von teese fckn score. turkey. ambulance? meredith grey? someone? Albania..she tries soo bad. cute. NORWAY!! i doont caaaare..if i lose my mind...im alreaady..cursed. ukraine. scary, man. scary. Romania...enely...how you doin' ;) U.K. wheres elton john and david beckham and stuff? finland. uhm. no. spain. cheap eurovision thing. blah.

ok. babycakes pamela went for a shower. hosts are talking...
babycakes finally came back form her shower..FINALLY she took a shower. i mean..u have no idea what i was goin through here...

we are probably gonna have a pizzapaia break now, but we do expect some more europe from europe. otherwise. europe will be a slut. and we aaar goin to move out of here. back home. to india. yesa.

why didnt spain thank india? she should be disqualified. filed. under the slut.

okay

some weird shit is on...and still on...and some water...more water.. now somebody waters broke. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. amphibian sluts.

points..well. we've had three drink scores. norway is first..YAY. and UK is like...ee..what? its second..and they give points to turkay..that epileptic slutty lady whore. whaa?
one lady was like..'12 points go to the cutest guy in the contest...norway!' uhm..WHAT?! NORWAY IS NOT a GUY...duuuh.
and norway is totally scoooring. yay.


and we wanna say..that etv commentators should shove it up their fucking ass. they want to stop the politic shit..but still 'OOOOOO...8 punkti venemaalt' we are going to take out our shotguns..and youll hear a couple of DRSH DRSHes soon. khkhkh.
so. europe is not a very popular word. ? .

I do not understand how come lithuania has only 7 points. that song was so NIIICE. and smoooth.

Bulgraia DRINK SCORE. thank you.

and..basically..we are so pissed. NObody..NO ONE is giving points to CANADA?? hello?

'listen to carefully...' carefully...why arent you speaking?

the most gayest reaction ever. slovakia...12 point go to escalator..and the estonian dudes are like..OOOOOOO...what the hell? OO? seriously? sheesh man.

still. no votes for canada? seriously. what? we are so not watchin this show enterntaining performance anymore...

what?

SO anyway...the fairytale won...we knew that. it is very nice. cause when i first heard the song and the lyrics..i was like just staring...and it was like..ow man..another love song. good song yes.

so hes gonna perform and stuff and blabla and we got like 21 drinkin scores tonight! thats not much. maybe theyll say europe a couple of more times...yay.

anyway. screw you.
bye.

its a new day.

It's like you're a drug
It's like you're a demon I can't face down
It's like I'm stuck
It's like I'm running from you all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It's like the only company I seek is misery all around
It's like you're a leech
Sucking the life from me
It's like I can't breathe
Without you inside of me
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time

It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts
In my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me

It's like I'm lost
It's like I'm giving up slowly
It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me
Leave me alone
And I know these voices in my head
Are mine alone
And I know I'll never change my ways
If I don't give you up now

It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts
In my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me

I'm hooked on you
I need a fix
I can't take it
Just one more hit
I promise I can deal with it
I'll handle it, quit it
Just one more time
Then that's it
Just a little bit more to get me through this
I'm hooked on you
I need a fix
I can't take it
Just one more hit
I promise I can deal with it
I'll handle it, quit it
Just one more time
Then that's it
Just a little bit more to get me through this

It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts
In my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me