Toilet Messenger 3000 Dedication

You know the feeling, when you are like sitting in the toilet, thinking what to do to make time fly faster while your pee/poo flies outta you? Well...we don't have that kinda problem...first of all, we have a huge library in our toilet...magazines, advertisments, more magazines...even bills. And of course the most important - the toilet messenger... it is so lovely to share a thought during the most precious times of your life. So here is an example of these kinda thoughts:

Babycakes Pamela (BP): "January 7th. 16:03. oooh man, its a big one!"
Babycakes Celine (BC): "January 7th. Babycakes, you are a moron! I love you!"
Cleaning Swedish Lady (Lady): "18:20. I'm going training. I love football. I hate studying!!!" (like whateeeever *yaaaawn*)
BP: "19:10. babycakes, i really need you to hold my hand! I hate studying too!! Gotta go now"
BC: "How do you morons always know what time it is?? Seriously, how? I'm so cute, I should wear a bell, so that everyone will know when I'm coming. And babycakes, ew! I ain't touching you...yet."
Lady: "Poop!"
BP: "I AINT TOUCHING YOU YET"
BC: "I'm peeing. And you guys..I'm smart and you...aren't!"
BP: "Oh maaaan...my last poop this week probably. Babycakes, shut up! P.S. wooosh, it stinks in here!"
BC: "My first poop today! It's late!"
BP: "So good to be back"
BC: "I lost the pen. Babycakes, you're sleeping, so I'm gonna go watch you in your sleep and surprise you with a little buttfuck!!!"
BP: "I don't know why, but my butt hurts. All i did was sleep, that's all. Weird..."
BC: "Babycakes, our love is eternal. I love you!"
BP: "Oh yes!!! wait....*fart*.... you were saying?"...."crap! I'm peeing and there is a......ooooh noooo PEN" (that was the part when our pen died and it was impossible to write anything)
BC: "YOU KILLED IT! your fart destroyed everything. My beautiful little poop balls bring everything to life. YAY! .... btw, I'm having my 'before going to bed pee' and I'm wearing only my undies...babycakes *wink wink*"
BP: "Oh babycakes! your winks brought me from Dreamland to IWantYouLand!"
BC: "I'm in my I'mPoopingLand at the moment"
Lady: "Mõnikord ma mõtlen, et teist saaks PERFECT COUPLE"
BP: "Maybe... just maybe.. you are the reason that is keeping us APART!!!"
BC: "It's so cool yo watch you guys fight over me. You know what's your problem? I'm too good looking! ..P.S. It's nice being naked in the toilet"
BP: "Do you realize that our butts are kinda touching?"
BC: "BUTTSEX!"
BC: "Tonight we are gonna drink! Poop and pee at the same time, man! SCORE!!!"
So there you have it kids.. i think you probably heard of the phrase ' a penny for your thoughts'..well, we had a poop for our thoughts!

That's it for today folks! But tune again next week for the new episodes ooooooof "CELINES AND PAMELAS DAILY ADVENTURES"!!! I'm your host Bunnycakes Poops, Good Night Everyone! *aplause*