so..whats a fine piece of ass like YOU doin in a place like this ?

Hello, i am babycakes celine, and i will be your relationship shrink today.

Lets see what the most common problems are with love. 
The most common one is that you fall in love with me. But let me calm you people down right away. Theres plenty of me for everyone ;) Oh yea. 
What else? oh. how to win someone over. And it doesnt matter if its a he or a she, or maybe an it. It doesnt matter if that person is in a relationship or not..what matters is that you like someone and u want them. Correct? yes. So. the most easiest thing to do...and you better write this down...the keyword..and the biggest secret of all the love problems in the world..is. bananas. yes. BANANAS. for example..

'well hello there...i have a sack full of bananas, why dont you come over?'

or

'i'd give all the bananas in the world just to look into your eyes for one second'

'nothing compares to you. not even a banana'

'i just got this banana, and youre the only one i wanna share it with, and with cher of course'

'how about goin up to my place for a couple of bananas?'

'i heard they had a sale on bananas...wanna go?'

Basically. theres is a lot of banana pickup lines...those are the most common ones. 

Me and my babycakes pamela have this thing..we both have names about biting lips and tongue..and we're not even having sex. this is devastating. we are both very devastated and we are not to blame for that...well..actually i am but my babycakes isnt..so at least make it stop for my babycakes... MAKEITSTOP!!!!! 

we are having a very hard time deciding on the next video we are goin to make...if you people have any requests or suggestions then let us know..cause..we know you perverts are staring at us...we have like 1000 visitors already..and the only one commenting is ljusja and swedish lady. SPEAKING OF the swedish lady..we are very proud of her, cause she got a contract..which states that she has to dance naked before and after each game. And since we are smart and she....isn't..we told her that, if there wont be such point that states that she has to dance, then she should not sign with them. but thankfully we are smart, and pretty, and hot, and smart, and cute, and funny, and beautiful, we smell nice and we listen to good music, watch good movies, we have a bunny and we are totally AWESOME..so..as i was saying...we rock. and that is the most important part of this whole story. thats it.