a thought

you know. you can have all the things in the world, but if you dont have a person to share it with, youre just as useless as the things you have.
me and my babycakes are awesome. and the thing is that, you people know it. and we know it. and we are awesome because we rock, we are funny, we are sad, we love, we never hate, we share cher and we care. in fact, we are so awesome, that if we could, we would have sex with us, but since we cant and its basically really disgusting, we just wont do that. we came from the practice today, and we just sat in the kitchen for 30 minutes, babycakes pamela in the chair and me on the floor. and we just sat there and talked and ate and laughed, and all we were thinking about is how we never spend much time in the kitchen. all the heartache and all the suffering was put aside for these single thoughts of me and my babycakes being together in that kitchen and us bein totally stupid. but we feel good...oh so good. we feel funny even tho when we are both so fucking sad and torn apart. completely torn apart into millions of pieces. with a total brainfreeze and a failure to function correctly. we're hanging on to our special moments which last oh so little compared to the agony we go through after those moments of hope and complete destruction of it.
so with this depressing and helpless comment i will end my whining spree and just say that babycakes celine and babycakes pamela are fuckin awesome. we are the definition of awesome. why? cause if we werent, we wouldnt exist together for so many years through the pain and laughter. and as boring and typical as it sounds....could any of you say the same thing about yourself? thought so. and if u can, youre lucky and as awesome as we are. yeaaa...we all know thats not true ;)

stay tuned for babycakes pamela's naked ass and our depressing posts...yiihaa

since you've been around...

Rosie Thomas - Since You've Been Around
I’m wandering
I’m crawling
I’m two steps away from falling
Just can’t seem to get around

I’m heavy
I’m weary
Not thinking clearly
I just can’t seem to find solid ground
Since you’ve been around

I’m running
I’m hiding
But you’ll never find me
‘cause i’ve always felt lost in a crowd

I’m sinking
I’m drowning
I’m so afraid of losing
My head’s been spinning round and round
Since you’ve been around

I’m foolish and crazy
I just think that maybe I gotta things to figure out
I’m winning
I’m losing
I’m afraid of never choosing this heart of mine, so
Beaten down
Before you came around

so..whats a fine piece of ass like YOU doin in a place like this ?

Hello, i am babycakes celine, and i will be your relationship shrink today.

Lets see what the most common problems are with love. 
The most common one is that you fall in love with me. But let me calm you people down right away. Theres plenty of me for everyone ;) Oh yea. 
What else? oh. how to win someone over. And it doesnt matter if its a he or a she, or maybe an it. It doesnt matter if that person is in a relationship or not..what matters is that you like someone and u want them. Correct? yes. So. the most easiest thing to do...and you better write this down...the keyword..and the biggest secret of all the love problems in the world..is. bananas. yes. BANANAS. for example..

'well hello there...i have a sack full of bananas, why dont you come over?'

or

'i'd give all the bananas in the world just to look into your eyes for one second'

'nothing compares to you. not even a banana'

'i just got this banana, and youre the only one i wanna share it with, and with cher of course'

'how about goin up to my place for a couple of bananas?'

'i heard they had a sale on bananas...wanna go?'

Basically. theres is a lot of banana pickup lines...those are the most common ones. 

Me and my babycakes pamela have this thing..we both have names about biting lips and tongue..and we're not even having sex. this is devastating. we are both very devastated and we are not to blame for that...well..actually i am but my babycakes isnt..so at least make it stop for my babycakes... MAKEITSTOP!!!!! 

we are having a very hard time deciding on the next video we are goin to make...if you people have any requests or suggestions then let us know..cause..we know you perverts are staring at us...we have like 1000 visitors already..and the only one commenting is ljusja and swedish lady. SPEAKING OF the swedish lady..we are very proud of her, cause she got a contract..which states that she has to dance naked before and after each game. And since we are smart and she....isn't..we told her that, if there wont be such point that states that she has to dance, then she should not sign with them. but thankfully we are smart, and pretty, and hot, and smart, and cute, and funny, and beautiful, we smell nice and we listen to good music, watch good movies, we have a bunny and we are totally AWESOME..so..as i was saying...we rock. and that is the most important part of this whole story. thats it.

the PJ BAND - single ugly ladies

The PJ BAND presents: My heart will go on

babyckes pamela has an exam tomorrow, thts why we're using her computer to post in the blog since she doesnt need it to study

so.
babycakes pamela has an exam tomorrow. an her material is in her computer. so i came into her room took her computer and now im writin the blog from her computer since she doesnt need to study for her extra hard exam. yes.
so i just pushed poopie from the bed.
i am original. theres a bunny.
poopie dont go
bljatj
so...yesyerday we went to watch the liverpool and real madrid game and it was cool..cause liverpool crushed real madrid. btw..babycakes has a lot of maustache. and we took camera yesterday...that was so cool, cuz we made so much pictures..like..gaziiiiillion..we are so proud of ourselves...because actually, Ashley, the exact number of pictures taken was ZERO...
oh and babycakes has commited the crime of the century..she was wearing glasses right...and when we were leaving there was a sign on the door "please dont take glasses outside"...and she still did!!! she and her glasses...*fart*
u know what everyones problem is? Im too good looking.
btw. i love you.

bunny becomes so scizo on babycakes bed. its so scary im scary youre scary. yay.
what?
so..we were looking at our bunny..and we decided that he isnt even a real bunny. hes a toy. totally. youre a good song.what? so today..me and my bbycakes were licking eachother..and then we thought..ew. so...we stopped.
all the single ladies..all the single ladies. so...its our new song..cause we're single..and we're ldies and we know how to shake it. and we're goin to the club club to do our stuff stuff. uh huh.
btw. i really love you.
okay. im out of ideas. babycakes pamela..bring the beat back
you have no sense at all
bunny miumiumiu.. so good so good...
i said it first..NO I SAID IT FIRST!!!
we are gonna watch scooby-doo now...maybe now it will actually be a real monster, not some weirdos in a mask...what losers! wear a party hat or something! sheeesh....
hang around for scooby doo..lalala

btw...babycakes celine bought a box of beer.. she was wearing her pink undies that were actually orange from the very beginning... nope, dont ask me how she did that...i think her gigantic farts turned the color into pink.. so you ever need a painting job done, from underwear to walls, just contact babycakes celine on 55-im-too-good-looking-21-im-still-too-good-looking-400!
i hate everything about you, why do i love you? yum yum yum
oh and we realized that our bunny is actually a decorative bear.. and that babycakes pamela is actually a PLANT! that makes perfect sense..cuz she aint moving much
you think my boobies are too big? and nipples are too pointy? POINT THAT OUT!!!
i have wasted an hour.. on bicycles.. nowhere...nowhere...nowhere ...sometimes...sometimes..sometimes.. it is very not to say it one time..one time..one time...or...or... a whore! wait? we have a whore? SCORE!

speaking of scoring. how about scoring without even doing anything. have u ever scored without even making a move or saying something...i dont think so. well...i have. because im too good looking. so i scored without even doing ANYTHING. how? i dont know..i didnt do anything...and if i wouldve done anything...id admit i was doing something. but since i did do something...which was nothing...i can admit that i was doing nothing..and i scored. yup.so if anyone has problems with scoring..then u can contact me...i can score without even trying. contact me on the phone tht was mentioned above ;) im mentioned above..cause im so hot. angels mention me above...im too good looking.

babycakes celine has pointy nipples. theyre so pointy..that they sometimes point the wholes into her shirts. so she has to wear metalbras. and let me tell you something about metal boobieholders..

okay bye.

Toilet Messenger 3000 Dedication

You know the feeling, when you are like sitting in the toilet, thinking what to do to make time fly faster while your pee/poo flies outta you? Well...we don't have that kinda problem...first of all, we have a huge library in our toilet...magazines, advertisments, more magazines...even bills. And of course the most important - the toilet messenger... it is so lovely to share a thought during the most precious times of your life. So here is an example of these kinda thoughts:

Babycakes Pamela (BP): "January 7th. 16:03. oooh man, its a big one!"
Babycakes Celine (BC): "January 7th. Babycakes, you are a moron! I love you!"
Cleaning Swedish Lady (Lady): "18:20. I'm going training. I love football. I hate studying!!!" (like whateeeever *yaaaawn*)
BP: "19:10. babycakes, i really need you to hold my hand! I hate studying too!! Gotta go now"
BC: "How do you morons always know what time it is?? Seriously, how? I'm so cute, I should wear a bell, so that everyone will know when I'm coming. And babycakes, ew! I ain't touching you...yet."
Lady: "Poop!"
BP: "I AINT TOUCHING YOU YET"
BC: "I'm peeing. And you guys..I'm smart and you...aren't!"
BP: "Oh maaaan...my last poop this week probably. Babycakes, shut up! P.S. wooosh, it stinks in here!"
BC: "My first poop today! It's late!"
BP: "So good to be back"
BC: "I lost the pen. Babycakes, you're sleeping, so I'm gonna go watch you in your sleep and surprise you with a little buttfuck!!!"
BP: "I don't know why, but my butt hurts. All i did was sleep, that's all. Weird..."
BC: "Babycakes, our love is eternal. I love you!"
BP: "Oh yes!!! wait....*fart*.... you were saying?"...."crap! I'm peeing and there is a......ooooh noooo PEN" (that was the part when our pen died and it was impossible to write anything)
BC: "YOU KILLED IT! your fart destroyed everything. My beautiful little poop balls bring everything to life. YAY! .... btw, I'm having my 'before going to bed pee' and I'm wearing only my undies...babycakes *wink wink*"
BP: "Oh babycakes! your winks brought me from Dreamland to IWantYouLand!"
BC: "I'm in my I'mPoopingLand at the moment"
Lady: "Mõnikord ma mõtlen, et teist saaks PERFECT COUPLE"
BP: "Maybe... just maybe.. you are the reason that is keeping us APART!!!"
BC: "It's so cool yo watch you guys fight over me. You know what's your problem? I'm too good looking! ..P.S. It's nice being naked in the toilet"
BP: "Do you realize that our butts are kinda touching?"
BC: "BUTTSEX!"
BC: "Tonight we are gonna drink! Poop and pee at the same time, man! SCORE!!!"
So there you have it kids.. i think you probably heard of the phrase ' a penny for your thoughts'..well, we had a poop for our thoughts!

That's it for today folks! But tune again next week for the new episodes ooooooof "CELINES AND PAMELAS DAILY ADVENTURES"!!! I'm your host Bunnycakes Poops, Good Night Everyone! *aplause*

all the single ladies

SNL Justin & Beyonce "Single Ladies" parody


dancebreak!

Soup it iiiiis
(go to the third minute straight..)

undercover swedish lady

so, today i saw our lovely swedish lady. it was fun, because well first of all...she was totally undercover. she thought that she'd come with her new beautiful hairdo, and new clothes and outfit and totally new pretty look, looking absolutely fit and fine and that i wouldnt recognise her. i mean come on, once a cleaning lady, always a cleaning lady. so i was like, excuse me, lady, please clean. and she was like..well actually i didnt tell her anythin bout cleaning, cause we didnt go to tartu, we were in tallinn. so next time she comes to tartu, she will clean. i think. but the point is that, even tho, she is totalllllly fit and stuff, and with a new makeover and stuff, with that pretty shirt..skin and bones man...anyway..she is still a cleaning lady. and it was very nice seeing her. and i will definetaly see her tomorrow too.

so, as i came to tallinn, i took poopie with me, cause i didnt want him spending 3 days alone...i dont want him to get sad or anything. so i took him with me. i put him in his little transport box and we went for a road trip to tallinn. he was absolutely awesome. cause all he did was sleep and sleep and...just was there..on his one side silently looking around and sleeping. while i was driving, thanks alot, poops. so i took him home..and since i dont have a cage for him here...we just build something out of boxes and stuff. and poopie and my little brother were in my room and i was running between the coridor and my room, cause i was building poopie's cage in the coridor, and told my brother to watch poopie so he wouldnt go to the coridor cause there are stairs....so...as i turn around..i can see poopies head sticking out and my brother holding him with the door..i had a fckin shock, man. i quickly saved my poopie. now he's in his boxy cage and hopefully he'll stay there. oh and he pooped and peed everywhere again. 

some nice music:
The Killers

This part has been playing in my head for 3 days:
And you know I'm fine, but I hear those voices at night
sometimes...they justify my claim

the new oasis song, the video is quite whatever...but the song and the lyrics. nice. 

if You won't save me, please don't waste my time

Mountains

'Cause you tear us apart
With all the things you don´t like
You can´t understand, that I won't leave
'Til we're finished here and then you´ll find out
Where it all went wrong

Papa Roach

cant get through to you

Trapt

have you crossed the line


The Fray

In the end
Everyone ends up alone




Travis

Anyway, thats some nice music ive been listening to. Plus, me and my babycakes rediscovered Guano Apes, actually, we just heard 'Open your eyes' on mtv, and it brought back some nice rockin memories and stuff. And im planning to listen to limp bizkit again, cause theyre comin in may, which is actually really cool, since their old stuff is actually REALLLLLY good.

So me and my babycakes are definetaly goin to see them live. If anybody wants to join us, then you are very welcome to.  Even tho i personally think that fred furst has a squeeeeky voice when rapping and he shouldnt be allowed to rap, but at least he's okay when he sings. 

Yes, thats it for the music i think. 

night.

Sweeeedish lady!!!

YAYAYAYYAY!

Swedish lady is coming today. At this very moment she is flying from point A to point B and then she has to go to point C which is Tallinn. So, i'm going to pack my bunny :D and my stuff and head off to Tallinn to meet the beautiful little swedish lady :) But, since babycakes pamela is going to sum kind of football camp, then that means shes a total homo. No actually, it also means that she wont be able to see the swedish lady, wich mad eher sad, but WHO CARES since im going to see the nicest swedish lady there is. 

We miss her. 

Bunny video numba 1

Letting the cables sleep

oh yes.  me and my babycakes little tooshie looking dude man pamela love this song. and we love eachotha.  its real man. the song. the lovesong. the sad lovesong. the sad love song about me and babycakes pamela in da house!

so yesterday was a very dizzy day. but the best part came when my babycakes came home finally. so we like thought that we'd go to the practice right. cause well...we still have our kakashas, but ya know..we still thought we wanna get stroner and stuff. and HA. it was funny. it was so hilarious that i think a tear came out of my babycakes butt one time. it sure smelled like it. so anyway..as we're doin those really touh exercises that need so much concentration and attention..we're sweating and breathing really hard, cause this one thing was sooo fuckin hard and suddenly, i mumble 'i love you' to my babycakes, and with that..i ruin the whole exercise cause we start laughing like crazies. even tho...we both did about 12-15 of these killer pushups, which isnt a lot, but so did all the others who werent laughing. 
it was very hard actually, cause most of the time we were laughing, and as you know, laughing makes your abs work right...but if youre already doin eercises on your abs and then laughing at the same time..its like double exersize.

oh and i am absolutely and totally sorry for notttttt saying ljusja enough. because i heard, that if you talk to getter for 7 days,each day at least 7 minutes, and call her ljusja at least 7 times, getter can turn into this
 a real matrjoshka ljusja. worth trying? HELL YES.
 then theres something else i discovered...if you google 'ljusja' ..then khkhk...on the fourth page...theres a picture of our swedish lady. faaaail man.

OOOOHHH...sweeeedish lady is coming for a visit on friday, and its so cool, then we can hug and kiss and make our swedish lady clean and stuff. can u imagine. shes been gone for almost two months right, and now shes gotta come and work her ass off for two months because this place hasnt been cleaned or washed for exactly that long. i mean..plus..we have a bunny livin here and poopin everywhere. speaking of bunny...

he loves licking and kissing. its like...if you sit and watch tv or just do something...he comes up..starts licking ur fingers..or feet...or the best part is when he licks the face. its awesome. and his little tounge is so cute and small and little. and its soft and warm. so if anyone needs any licking i can honestly say that my babycakes pamela is willing to lick you people all ova. rawr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d85AC7dD3LM

Any time tomorrow I will lie and say I'm fine
I'll say yes when I mean no
And any time tomorrow
The sun will cease to shine
There's a shadowman who told me so

Any time tomorrow the rain will play a part
Of a play I used to know
Like no other
Used to know it all by heart
But a shadowman inside has let it go

Oh no, let go of my hand
Oh no, not now I'm down, my friend
You came to me anew
Or was it me who came to you
Shadowman

Any time tomorrow a part of me will die
And a new one will be born
Any time tomorrow
I'll get sick of asking why
Sick of all the darkness I have worn

Any time tomorrow
I will try to do what's right
Making sense of all I can
Any time tomorrow
I'll pretend to see the light
I just might
Shadowman

Oh here's the sun again
Isn't it appealing to recline
Get blinded and to go into the light again
Doesn't it make you sad 
To see so much love denied
See nothing but a shadowman inside

Chorus

Oh, if you're coming down to rescue me
Now would be perfect
Please, if you're coming down to rescue me
Now would be perfect