It has been a year and a century!

Well well well lalalalahelllooooo people that never read our blog! and people who are perverted enough to ready eeeeeevery post we make! it has been awhile, we have been busy getting married and having children and being the love and future of each other, so it takes a lot of time okay.. so squeeze us! So, probably the most important news is that some time ago we called Mary and she showed up all Bloody and we got drunk. The news is that we got drunk. It's something new to us. We don't usually do it, it's irresponsible and irelephant! So... surpriiise! But it all started in such an innocent way, 'let's just have a couple of shots' we say.. 'and be all civilized and dance the Dance Central'. Who knew that it would get out of hand like this? I'll tell you who.. God knew! God's nose is always in other peoples business, so God's nose knows! So basically, at one point Babycakes Celine decided to turn the hardcore mode on and start drinking pure rum. Screw you Mary, there is Juanita! At this point Babycakes Pamela was already in another dimension sweating her ass off to lady gaga songs. After aaaaall of this ruuuude nonsense, we decided that we need some fresh air. Just a little fresh breeze, go out for a second and return. Did we go out for a second? No. We went for a year! We went on a quest in our special quest gear: teddy-bear slippers and no shirt! Oh and btw.. that Tähtvere park now everyone uses, yes, you are very welcome, it was part of our quest to make the trees grow! So enjoy greenpeace! As we were on our foresters duty, babycakes Celine thought it would be a nice thing to go swimming (might i say, it was a very shmort thing to do as well),so we continued our adventure through the woods! To the river! Napoleon calls! And so you know, in case you want to have the same adventure, you will only succeed if you follow one and only one simple rule: you gotta have süüüüks in your hand! Otherwise you're doomed! So.. when we came back there was still one important question in the air.. babycakes celine - check, babycakes pamela - check.. wheres ladybaby? again, God knows! One moment ladybaby was sober, next moment ladybaby was drunk as fcuk..and half-naked! How did that happen? Must be aliens.. or storks! Or just pure wasted talent! But i must tell you, it was one of the most exciting totally normal average evenings! Oooh.. and it is very imporant to wake up in the morning and see a bucket of unknown origin in the middle of the room! Amen to that!

erovision semi final one.

lesbian1.

well. well.
well.

well.

this is the first semi final that we are going to see, and count how many times they say 'thank you'. because each time they say it in the final...a justin bieber fan has sex a baby.

and we drink.

but not today.

pen and paper.

so i just watched south park yesterday. how they were mocking germans and that they have no sense of humour. well. its true.

1.poland. magdalena. tul. jostom. OKAY!?!
womanizer womanizer womanizer..youre a womanizer...
kinda bored.
we caaaant really heaaar you.
*burp*

2.manorra. haba haba haba.
getter jaani sounds quite right now.
does yoooour grandma do zapekanozhki??
no. no haba haba.
and just when you think she stops...no she doesnt.

3.albania.
she can go to the final.
we are like..'nyeah'. 'whatever. thats cool'

4. armenia. okay. all we can say is. burp. please. no.

5. you live it up okay. turkish.

6.positive little song. we approve. all kelly osbourne nancy sinatra sounding like a little...wait. what are you talking about?

7.poke. her. face.
if you wana üsfcfosüpfojoiewfnchivw then scream
what?

8. barefoot. bigfoot. okay.
awwww.i dedicate this song to my babycakes. i just imagine how we sitin the toilet..and go like..na na na na nanananana.

9. my speical power is gruzinskij jazqk. okay?! so.. evanescence is so last century. okay?not bad. but like..eeh. whatever. hah. two thank you's. two shots down. +_+

10. finnish arnold oksmaa. great. green peace mambo jambo. we are not into space.

11. uhm. we didnt know that Justin from ugly Betty is performing here. well hello.

12. sorry..we thought that was a commercial. +_+

13. we are not into space.babycakes is having fun at least okay.

14.iceland. cute. why exactly are those men kissing on stage? and it looks like theyre not playing those instruments okay.

15.what about your dreams???
so scary.
blond hair doent fit her. WHAT ABOUT IT!?!?!


okay. it.
we stopped listening.

good bye.

TITLE. THE LIST.

Hello.
nope. we havent been gone for a century. your computer was just stupid and broken. it could not show our blog messages. we are very upset and dissappointed that noone has commented on our recent updates. its about time you fixed your computer.
A little introduction before we get to the main part.
LIST OF IMPROVED US:
1. an AWWWWWWesome appartament :)
2. no hanna:(
3. new pinky :(
4. slut downstairs :)
5. no lazyness. wait. what?
6. NO HANNA!!!! :(

THINGS NEW WITH YOU:
1. fixed your computer. finally. reading our blog. finally. fixed your computer
2. there is no nr2
3. there is no nr2, but there is nr3? that makes no sex.
4. make sex.

okay, now the most important list:

THE LIST (THINGS TO DO IN 2010)...(nope, its not too late making this kind of a list, we still have 3 weeks and it does sound smart, okay? okay.)
1. say 'goose' out loud without laughing
2. drink beer while listening to jewels 'foolish games' and say YESSSSAAAAH!!! (requires fierce preparation)
3. get drunk during daytime (before 5pm)
4. get drunk in a pub/bar (requires cash.. johny cash)
5. turn ladybaby manka into ladybaby manja (for reaaaalz ya'll!!!)
6. ride on the huge mountain while being... drunk. use applebutt with caution.
7. triple T.K.A. with Celine girls on the fussball tournaments (the only smart thing to do in 2010)
8. drink Captain Morgan Gold. Spice. GoldSpice. Whatever. (see section 3.)

*a lot of drinking during 3 weeks. no! there is never a lot of drinking during 3 weeks. AND THAT IS BABYCAKES CELINE's FINAL SMART THING TO SAY!!!

9. clean out partyzone pink ribbons (requires our missing Cleaning Lady looking like a lady Hannacakes)
10. get a christmas tree (requires our missing Cleaning Lady looking like a lady Hannacakes, because she can turn into a tree. thats her superpower)
11. get greetu drunk.
12. throw a party at our house (must be done before section 9. might include section 5 and 11)
13. jesus motherfucking christ. STOP DRINKING! ... (okay you know what. first of all mission impossible, this is the hardest point ever. and second of all JESUS IS NOT FUCKING MOTHERS!)

We wish us luck in completing our quest.
Signed: Smart Commision of Babycakes Crew (SCBC).

It's been a lot time.. but still having smart conversations.

lex says:
i love yo.
olks says:
i love ye
lex says:
i love yu
olks says:
i love yi
babycakes.. are we into chinese?
or
japaneeeese
mayameee
lex says:
vietnameeeeseee
im into cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese
olks says:
im into yooooooooouse
lex says:
haha
olks says:
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858774593/
oh i dedicate this song to you
from meeeeee
lex says:
hah
ew
olks says:
haha
what do you mean
lex says:
what do YOU mean
olks says:
what are you talking about
lex says:
what are you talking aboot?
olks says:
about a boot
A BOOOOOOOOOT
lex says:
A BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Eurovision Semi-final I

Good evening, Europe!
Its been awhile, but we are back LIVE to comment on the most entertaining show ever –17-cheesy-songs-in-a-row 2010, semi-final 1.
Babycakes Celine, Babycakes Pamela, Hannacakes and Ladybaby Manka are at your service today to provide the best review of the songs.
So, first song. Moldova. Sexophone breakdown. Nice.
Russia: Hannacakes said it is totakas lugu. Whatever that means. We always ask her not to speak in Chinese, but she never listens. This songs makes our bunny..im sorry, kitty hungry. Our kitty cat is Hungarian. Ladybabies Manka comment on the song: HAHAHAHAHA!
Next song, our country of origin, India: well looky who came, its Yaaaaawnie! So there was this dude with the song and he was like 'so gimme time and gimme str' YEA WHATEVER!!
Neeeeext. Slovakia. Say wha? New-age mambo jambo. Elves and leaves and stuff. Noone is into Avatar anymore, it is sooooo last century. UUUUGRI-MUUUUGRI SELTSKONNAST DOWN BLA! UUUGRI MUUUUUUUUUUUUUGRI!!!
next. suomi shluts. peiläää menaluionan kuusyyysiäaää lalalalala BABYCAKES CELINE VILLAGE BREAKDOWN. they totally stole moves from my babycakes. we are suing them. anyone, call Sue 900 70 05! silkiaälä butt go butt! oh babycakes, we are so meant to be! Kiitos! WOoooooOO000OooOO00 kiiitos kiitos kiitos skeetles!
next.aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisha. almost like aisia. if your name is arina andreevna, your name is aliiicia. so basically, arina andreevna is probably friends with zinaida sama and they both come from latvia. She is singing about Mr. Gaga. only mr lady gaaaaga knows. she has no voice. omg somebody do something, her voice is gone, she is MUTE!
serbia. the dude from tv called the IT dude that is performing the song, an "eurovisiooni menstruatsioon". Agree-e-e-e-e-e. okay, I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE! *eyes closed, ears butt-plugged*
next. bosnia and herz. who is herz? hm.sounds decent.okay.no comments.okay?okay.no need to yell.yes.thank you.
okay, shoosh shoosh. it is poland. they are having an apple eating contest *burp*. its like the 9th song and all the songs are like.. *uncomfortable table silence...* so much yelling, sheesh as if it was TYRA MAAAAAAAIL! POLSKA TOP MODELЬ!
belgium. it is totally my babycakes' song. me and my pinky little barbie guitar. awwwww. everyone stopped doing everything and just staring into the tv. now that is what i call a song. A WINNER I SAY!
oh praise MALTA. last year, we almost got drunk thanks to the Europe loving donut lady. lets see what this year brings. it brought lots of smoke on the stage. hanna said we are cute. its okay, she hit her head. oh looky, ladybaby manka woke up and was all like STEVEN SIGEL. ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, NO ITS A DRESS. ITS A STEVEN SIEGEL IN A DRESS. okay, you know what i have no idea how to spell STEVEN SEAGEL, so there is just a bunch of sea gulls in there.period.
Totally Albania. stupid song. why does this song has these kinda lyrics, i think its stupid, i hate it. next song.
OOOOOPA ITS GREECE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BARK! OOOOOO WOLF! OPAAAAAAA HEY.thats pretty much it. looks like this song is about dogs. HEEEEY! EVERYBODY SAY ZHOPA! very good, now go aaaaargh!
Portugal now. its like one of those tyler swift moments. pretty song by a pretty lady.
macedonia. well, at least there is a stripper on the stage. babycakes made a little snap-dance. wonder what that means? hmmmm. probably that we gonna have hot steamy after the show. OH YO YO YO! RAP BREAKDOWN. YO VIP KICK IT! COLLABORATE AND LISTEN. VANDAL..CANDLE..DANCE..DEADLY..IF THERE IS A PROBLEM, YO I'LL SOLVE IT! ...word to your mother.
omaaag vi aaaar laik baaaterflaiz insaaaaid, i bэliiiiv dzhast veeeeejt for miiiii, belaruuuuuuus! and its still on.. and still on.. wait.. is it? nope.. bat dzhaaast imAAAAdzhõõõõõõN. OMG WINGS! thank god lukashenko renew the system and saved butterflies! after all, goose is dead, giraffe is saved and butterfly is renewed. world peace.
oh..how sad..the last iceland... björk is on.. there is something different about her, but we cant put a finger on it. DANCYYYY DONUT LADY BREAKDOWN. hmmm.. björk and donut lady from malta had a child and there is fat björk singing for iceland. it is very important to have a chubby dance crew, otherwise Fat Björk will cover them all up. BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. oh yes.. hippoes breakdown.

well that is about it for today, but no matter who goes through in here, they still suck. thanks for joining us.. i gotta go ya'll, coco!

oh hello hello hello

i know. we are sorry. what can i say.
we are ust mothafuckin lazy. and as you see, we have done nothing actually.
yes.
we are bth still pretty fuckin miserable..so its all same ol'.

but stay tuned for very important stuff about:

THE BEST home security system ever!
the grilling adventures
something something
yes

and how to lose your sunglasses when u walk your rabbit who is actually a kitty.

smart conversations vol. 2

olks ütleb:
*no wonder a fire broke loose then
*THANK GOD YOU ARE OKAY!!!!
lex ütleb:
*thanks to you callin me.
olks ütleb:
*whike you were bursting into flames
lex ütleb:
*if the fire wouldnt have broken the goose..i dunno man..
olks ütleb:
*oh i thought i sense a tingly feeling of you being hot
lex ütleb:
*i would have diiied
olks ütleb:
*yes
*it was either you or the goose
lex ütleb:
*and of course its the goose
olks ütleb:
*its always the goose
lex ütleb:
*now
*say 'goose' out loud and dont laugh!
olks ütleb:
*i didnt even say it , but i laughed
lex ütleb:
*exactly!"
olks ütleb:
*to do list!
lex ütleb:
*point proven.
olks ütleb:
*say goose out loud and dont laugh
lex ütleb:
*i should go to beeed
*but i dont waaaannna
*but i need to wake up at sevennnnnn
olks ütleb:
*you need to wake up sven
lex ütleb:
*ill do that
*or the goose dies
*its either that or the goose
olks ütleb:
*and its always the goose
lex ütleb:
*yes
*poor things
*skoro vqmerut
*what.
olks ütleb:
*haha
*forget the giraffe
*we have to save the goose
lex ütleb:
*giraffe is so last YEEEAAAAR
olks ütleb:
*totally
*it is sooooooo 2012
*its like duuuh
*wait your turn giraffe
lex ütleb:
*its not even 2011 yet
olks ütleb:
*exactly
lex ütleb:
*its the goose year *snap* *snap*
**beyonce look*
olks ütleb:
*heeey giraaaaffe
lex ütleb:
*hahaha
olks ütleb:
*did you pronounce it out loud?
*haha
*i did
lex ütleb:
*yes
*i did the snap snap out loud
olks ütleb:
*with all the looks and snaps
lex ütleb:
*oh totlly:D
*haha
olks ütleb:
*it does NOT look weird
lex ütleb:
*did it again!
*:D
*so cool
olks ütleb:
*me tooo
lex ütleb:
*and then the look!
*u gotta keep the look for a bit
olks ütleb:
*yea
*like A PEAR
lex ütleb:
*and then just sit and stare
*yes
*alone
*:D
olks ütleb:
*but only.. A BIJONSI
*yes
lex ütleb:
*yes.
*A BIJONSI is with snaps and all the extras
olks ütleb:
*extras:D
lex ütleb:
*YAY! A Pear has a SISTER!
olks ütleb:
*its for mature people only
lex ütleb:
*a bijonsi
*and every time you see or hear that..you have to do it
*oh so good.
*or the goose goes.
olks ütleb:
*yes
*but we are on a goose saving mission
lex ütleb:
*there are only a 290147104+1 left.
*right
*bljat...plus one.
olks ütleb:
*-sex
lex ütleb:
*how did that happen
*anus sex
*what.
olks ütleb:
*plus one just had anus sex and came back..
lex ütleb:
*hahah
*ahahaha
*bljatj
*haha
olks ütleb:
*shiiit
*so good so good