TITLE. THE LIST.

Hello.
nope. we havent been gone for a century. your computer was just stupid and broken. it could not show our blog messages. we are very upset and dissappointed that noone has commented on our recent updates. its about time you fixed your computer.
A little introduction before we get to the main part.
LIST OF IMPROVED US:
1. an AWWWWWWesome appartament :)
2. no hanna:(
3. new pinky :(
4. slut downstairs :)
5. no lazyness. wait. what?
6. NO HANNA!!!! :(

THINGS NEW WITH YOU:
1. fixed your computer. finally. reading our blog. finally. fixed your computer
2. there is no nr2
3. there is no nr2, but there is nr3? that makes no sex.
4. make sex.

okay, now the most important list:

THE LIST (THINGS TO DO IN 2010)...(nope, its not too late making this kind of a list, we still have 3 weeks and it does sound smart, okay? okay.)
1. say 'goose' out loud without laughing
2. drink beer while listening to jewels 'foolish games' and say YESSSSAAAAH!!! (requires fierce preparation)
3. get drunk during daytime (before 5pm)
4. get drunk in a pub/bar (requires cash.. johny cash)
5. turn ladybaby manka into ladybaby manja (for reaaaalz ya'll!!!)
6. ride on the huge mountain while being... drunk. use applebutt with caution.
7. triple T.K.A. with Celine girls on the fussball tournaments (the only smart thing to do in 2010)
8. drink Captain Morgan Gold. Spice. GoldSpice. Whatever. (see section 3.)

*a lot of drinking during 3 weeks. no! there is never a lot of drinking during 3 weeks. AND THAT IS BABYCAKES CELINE's FINAL SMART THING TO SAY!!!

9. clean out partyzone pink ribbons (requires our missing Cleaning Lady looking like a lady Hannacakes)
10. get a christmas tree (requires our missing Cleaning Lady looking like a lady Hannacakes, because she can turn into a tree. thats her superpower)
11. get greetu drunk.
12. throw a party at our house (must be done before section 9. might include section 5 and 11)
13. jesus motherfucking christ. STOP DRINKING! ... (okay you know what. first of all mission impossible, this is the hardest point ever. and second of all JESUS IS NOT FUCKING MOTHERS!)

We wish us luck in completing our quest.
Signed: Smart Commision of Babycakes Crew (SCBC).

It's been a lot time.. but still having smart conversations.

lex says:
i love yo.
olks says:
i love ye
lex says:
i love yu
olks says:
i love yi
babycakes.. are we into chinese?
or
japaneeeese
mayameee
lex says:
vietnameeeeseee
im into cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese
olks says:
im into yooooooooouse
lex says:
haha
olks says:
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858774593/
oh i dedicate this song to you
from meeeeee
lex says:
hah
ew
olks says:
haha
what do you mean
lex says:
what do YOU mean
olks says:
what are you talking about
lex says:
what are you talking aboot?
olks says:
about a boot
A BOOOOOOOOOT
lex says:
A BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Eurovision Semi-final I

Good evening, Europe!
Its been awhile, but we are back LIVE to comment on the most entertaining show ever –17-cheesy-songs-in-a-row 2010, semi-final 1.
Babycakes Celine, Babycakes Pamela, Hannacakes and Ladybaby Manka are at your service today to provide the best review of the songs.
So, first song. Moldova. Sexophone breakdown. Nice.
Russia: Hannacakes said it is totakas lugu. Whatever that means. We always ask her not to speak in Chinese, but she never listens. This songs makes our bunny..im sorry, kitty hungry. Our kitty cat is Hungarian. Ladybabies Manka comment on the song: HAHAHAHAHA!
Next song, our country of origin, India: well looky who came, its Yaaaaawnie! So there was this dude with the song and he was like 'so gimme time and gimme str' YEA WHATEVER!!
Neeeeext. Slovakia. Say wha? New-age mambo jambo. Elves and leaves and stuff. Noone is into Avatar anymore, it is sooooo last century. UUUUGRI-MUUUUGRI SELTSKONNAST DOWN BLA! UUUGRI MUUUUUUUUUUUUUGRI!!!
next. suomi shluts. peiläää menaluionan kuusyyysiäaää lalalalala BABYCAKES CELINE VILLAGE BREAKDOWN. they totally stole moves from my babycakes. we are suing them. anyone, call Sue 900 70 05! silkiaälä butt go butt! oh babycakes, we are so meant to be! Kiitos! WOoooooOO000OooOO00 kiiitos kiitos kiitos skeetles!
next.aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisha. almost like aisia. if your name is arina andreevna, your name is aliiicia. so basically, arina andreevna is probably friends with zinaida sama and they both come from latvia. She is singing about Mr. Gaga. only mr lady gaaaaga knows. she has no voice. omg somebody do something, her voice is gone, she is MUTE!
serbia. the dude from tv called the IT dude that is performing the song, an "eurovisiooni menstruatsioon". Agree-e-e-e-e-e. okay, I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE! *eyes closed, ears butt-plugged*
next. bosnia and herz. who is herz? hm.sounds decent.okay.no comments.okay?okay.no need to yell.yes.thank you.
okay, shoosh shoosh. it is poland. they are having an apple eating contest *burp*. its like the 9th song and all the songs are like.. *uncomfortable table silence...* so much yelling, sheesh as if it was TYRA MAAAAAAAIL! POLSKA TOP MODELЬ!
belgium. it is totally my babycakes' song. me and my pinky little barbie guitar. awwwww. everyone stopped doing everything and just staring into the tv. now that is what i call a song. A WINNER I SAY!
oh praise MALTA. last year, we almost got drunk thanks to the Europe loving donut lady. lets see what this year brings. it brought lots of smoke on the stage. hanna said we are cute. its okay, she hit her head. oh looky, ladybaby manka woke up and was all like STEVEN SIGEL. ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, NO ITS A DRESS. ITS A STEVEN SIEGEL IN A DRESS. okay, you know what i have no idea how to spell STEVEN SEAGEL, so there is just a bunch of sea gulls in there.period.
Totally Albania. stupid song. why does this song has these kinda lyrics, i think its stupid, i hate it. next song.
OOOOOPA ITS GREECE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BARK! OOOOOO WOLF! OPAAAAAAA HEY.thats pretty much it. looks like this song is about dogs. HEEEEY! EVERYBODY SAY ZHOPA! very good, now go aaaaargh!
Portugal now. its like one of those tyler swift moments. pretty song by a pretty lady.
macedonia. well, at least there is a stripper on the stage. babycakes made a little snap-dance. wonder what that means? hmmmm. probably that we gonna have hot steamy after the show. OH YO YO YO! RAP BREAKDOWN. YO VIP KICK IT! COLLABORATE AND LISTEN. VANDAL..CANDLE..DANCE..DEADLY..IF THERE IS A PROBLEM, YO I'LL SOLVE IT! ...word to your mother.
omaaag vi aaaar laik baaaterflaiz insaaaaid, i bэliiiiv dzhast veeeeejt for miiiii, belaruuuuuuus! and its still on.. and still on.. wait.. is it? nope.. bat dzhaaast imAAAAdzhõõõõõõN. OMG WINGS! thank god lukashenko renew the system and saved butterflies! after all, goose is dead, giraffe is saved and butterfly is renewed. world peace.
oh..how sad..the last iceland... björk is on.. there is something different about her, but we cant put a finger on it. DANCYYYY DONUT LADY BREAKDOWN. hmmm.. björk and donut lady from malta had a child and there is fat björk singing for iceland. it is very important to have a chubby dance crew, otherwise Fat Björk will cover them all up. BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. oh yes.. hippoes breakdown.

well that is about it for today, but no matter who goes through in here, they still suck. thanks for joining us.. i gotta go ya'll, coco!

oh hello hello hello

i know. we are sorry. what can i say.
we are ust mothafuckin lazy. and as you see, we have done nothing actually.
yes.
we are bth still pretty fuckin miserable..so its all same ol'.

but stay tuned for very important stuff about:

THE BEST home security system ever!
the grilling adventures
something something
yes

and how to lose your sunglasses when u walk your rabbit who is actually a kitty.

smart conversations vol. 2

olks ütleb:
*no wonder a fire broke loose then
*THANK GOD YOU ARE OKAY!!!!
lex ütleb:
*thanks to you callin me.
olks ütleb:
*whike you were bursting into flames
lex ütleb:
*if the fire wouldnt have broken the goose..i dunno man..
olks ütleb:
*oh i thought i sense a tingly feeling of you being hot
lex ütleb:
*i would have diiied
olks ütleb:
*yes
*it was either you or the goose
lex ütleb:
*and of course its the goose
olks ütleb:
*its always the goose
lex ütleb:
*now
*say 'goose' out loud and dont laugh!
olks ütleb:
*i didnt even say it , but i laughed
lex ütleb:
*exactly!"
olks ütleb:
*to do list!
lex ütleb:
*point proven.
olks ütleb:
*say goose out loud and dont laugh
lex ütleb:
*i should go to beeed
*but i dont waaaannna
*but i need to wake up at sevennnnnn
olks ütleb:
*you need to wake up sven
lex ütleb:
*ill do that
*or the goose dies
*its either that or the goose
olks ütleb:
*and its always the goose
lex ütleb:
*yes
*poor things
*skoro vqmerut
*what.
olks ütleb:
*haha
*forget the giraffe
*we have to save the goose
lex ütleb:
*giraffe is so last YEEEAAAAR
olks ütleb:
*totally
*it is sooooooo 2012
*its like duuuh
*wait your turn giraffe
lex ütleb:
*its not even 2011 yet
olks ütleb:
*exactly
lex ütleb:
*its the goose year *snap* *snap*
**beyonce look*
olks ütleb:
*heeey giraaaaffe
lex ütleb:
*hahaha
olks ütleb:
*did you pronounce it out loud?
*haha
*i did
lex ütleb:
*yes
*i did the snap snap out loud
olks ütleb:
*with all the looks and snaps
lex ütleb:
*oh totlly:D
*haha
olks ütleb:
*it does NOT look weird
lex ütleb:
*did it again!
*:D
*so cool
olks ütleb:
*me tooo
lex ütleb:
*and then the look!
*u gotta keep the look for a bit
olks ütleb:
*yea
*like A PEAR
lex ütleb:
*and then just sit and stare
*yes
*alone
*:D
olks ütleb:
*but only.. A BIJONSI
*yes
lex ütleb:
*yes.
*A BIJONSI is with snaps and all the extras
olks ütleb:
*extras:D
lex ütleb:
*YAY! A Pear has a SISTER!
olks ütleb:
*its for mature people only
lex ütleb:
*a bijonsi
*and every time you see or hear that..you have to do it
*oh so good.
*or the goose goes.
olks ütleb:
*yes
*but we are on a goose saving mission
lex ütleb:
*there are only a 290147104+1 left.
*right
*bljat...plus one.
olks ütleb:
*-sex
lex ütleb:
*how did that happen
*anus sex
*what.
olks ütleb:
*plus one just had anus sex and came back..
lex ütleb:
*hahah
*ahahaha
*bljatj
*haha
olks ütleb:
*shiiit
*so good so good

wows

hello, oh hello.
mister ljusja getter, let me tell you a little story about a girl who liked boring, predictable, weird movies. she died. okay? okay. actually, dont worry..you and about a billion people loved the movies, also cleaning lady loved those movies...anyway..todays topic is not about movies, my lovelies.
Btw, again, i need to write a 5-6 page paper for tomorrow, and study for an exam that is also tomorrow, but instead....i am doing such interesting things...like yawning, and dancing around the apartment, doing a staring 'A PEAR' contest with my babycakes and just eating and watchin tv.

Now, imagine yourself at a wedding (which me and my babycakes are (OF COURSE) also attending). Now imagine the priest talking about some mambo jambo, and then says 'you can now say your vows'. And then the man or the lady starts talking 'when i first saw your eyes i knew my world would have...etc..'. and then me and my babycakes would jump up and be like...'ARE YOU STUPID AAAND DEAF!?!?!? THE Priest SAID WOWS, not some heart and eyes mambojambo crap, now go like..'woow...woow' !!!! OKAY!??? OOOOOOOKAAAAAY'

it soooo annoys us, when people dont know what theyre talking about! if youre asked to say your wows then sheeeesh..how haaaard is it to say wow a couple of times??? let me tell you, IT IS NOT!!

Now, let me tell you about our new IDOL. Its The cleaning ladys Grandpa. Obviously, cleaning lady is probably adopted, so she doesnt have her grandpa's JEANS. Of course she doesnt have them, cause theyre sooo awesome and cleaning lady's are just....eh.
well anyway...here's what granpa did...in the evening, he opened the fridge, accidently spilled the milk..looked at it, closed the fridge door, closed the kitchen door and left.
how genius is that? we love this...really love this. and in the morning, when cleanin ladys mom came, he just pointed at the fridge and said that, oh..theres something leakin from there...and cleanin ladys mom opened the door and everything was white.

so we decided, that, when we are too lazy to clean, and its gonna get too dirty we're just gonna move out.

yes.

well. this is it.

we're gonna go to the movies soon, tomorrow maybe...or or the day after..dont worry..we will review some mambo jambo stuff for you, deers.

now something to show our support, love and naive beliefs.


would really appreciate seeing them like that many many many more times.
thank you in advance,
your babycakasses
pamela and celine


oh..and the cleaning lady too.

LKJQEOIDHSQIDSBQIU NEWYEAR mambojambococojambo

hello, oh hello. oh hellohellohello.
it is the year 2010. well, let me tell you about this 2010 mambojambo year. its stupid. we hate it. yes. why? well, we dont know yet, but it doesnt even matter. because the fact that people celebrate like...10 minutes from 23 55 till 00 05 just like ONE day of each year, and then they like..make resolutions and all kind of stupid mambo jambo. its just an excuse to 'start allll over'..be a better person, look back on a year well spent, or a year that was fucked..or whatever crap like that. but let me ask you, how many ACTUAl years do you remember? just the last 1 maybe, or 2..but not anymore. Its actually very simple, people only remember events or some periods of their life..not a whole fuckin year. and theres no event that lasts a whole year, exept maybe a polar expedition (WHAT?!). so anyway, I, babycakes celine, say that a year thing is pointless and is another stupid excuse for stupid ass people to start from a clean sheet, that they're gonna shit on on the first day of the year. which makes christmas (the most depressive holiday) a better day than the new years eve. i mean think about it. theres like billlllions of people who count the 10 or 20 seconds of the last minute of of the year, then scream WOOHOO and hug and then what. party? you can party any time of your life anyway. i might just open up a bottle of champaign now (in the library). so basically. its stupid.

so enough of ranting. as i mentioned, me and my babycakes are in the librarian castle of wisdom sex. we are studyin mambo jambo.

a couple of days ago we went to the movies to watch Avatar. it was the most predictable movie ever. ever. after we've seen 30 minutes of the movie, we knew exxxactly whats gonna happen. and for the 2 and a half hours we just watched it happening. not the most surprising movie, i must say. it was well filmed, had some stupid moments, blue people sexytimeah. but basically it was about huge smurfpeople, their connection and love for their world and stupid americans who wanted to destroy it cause of the money (some really expensive stone thing, that they could sell on earth for zxzxczcyzillions). well typical true story of our world. not a bad concept, not a very hard one, not a complicated one, but not a very exciting one aswell. so, if u wanna eat somepopcorn or tacos and have 3 hours of free time, then sure, why not, go see it. Oh, in the first 30 or 40 minutes, they had some beaaautiful scenes there.

another movie we saw a while ago was twilight sequel. it was the best movie of our lives.
period. cleaning lady says that theres no point in watching it without reading the book first. well, maybe. but it was bad. very bad. the plot was that, edward moved away, because nothing happened, bella was sad. then came the wolf dude who said he'll never leave bella. then left her because nothing happened. then surprisingly the warewolf dude turned into a warewolf. i know right...like...whaa? totally unexpected. so he came back, then edward wanted to die because nothing happened. then bella went to save him and he didnt die, so nothing happened. and they will get married. oh. and the most genius thing youll find about this movie is that BELLA IS NOT A CAR. so for anyone whos gonna rent it, or watch it on their computer, DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE BELLA AS A CAR. SHE IS NOT. okay? okay.

studybreakisover.

kisover.
kisssssover
kisssss
kisssinger
melindaaa
mellllinnnda kissinger.
ahhh
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaahhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

over.