It has been a year and a century!

Well well well lalalalahelllooooo people that never read our blog! and people who are perverted enough to ready eeeeeevery post we make! it has been awhile, we have been busy getting married and having children and being the love and future of each other, so it takes a lot of time okay.. so squeeze us! So, probably the most important news is that some time ago we called Mary and she showed up all Bloody and we got drunk. The news is that we got drunk. It's something new to us. We don't usually do it, it's irresponsible and irelephant! So... surpriiise! But it all started in such an innocent way, 'let's just have a couple of shots' we say.. 'and be all civilized and dance the Dance Central'. Who knew that it would get out of hand like this? I'll tell you who.. God knew! God's nose is always in other peoples business, so God's nose knows! So basically, at one point Babycakes Celine decided to turn the hardcore mode on and start drinking pure rum. Screw you Mary, there is Juanita! At this point Babycakes Pamela was already in another dimension sweating her ass off to lady gaga songs. After aaaaall of this ruuuude nonsense, we decided that we need some fresh air. Just a little fresh breeze, go out for a second and return. Did we go out for a second? No. We went for a year! We went on a quest in our special quest gear: teddy-bear slippers and no shirt! Oh and btw.. that Tähtvere park now everyone uses, yes, you are very welcome, it was part of our quest to make the trees grow! So enjoy greenpeace! As we were on our foresters duty, babycakes Celine thought it would be a nice thing to go swimming (might i say, it was a very shmort thing to do as well),so we continued our adventure through the woods! To the river! Napoleon calls! And so you know, in case you want to have the same adventure, you will only succeed if you follow one and only one simple rule: you gotta have süüüüks in your hand! Otherwise you're doomed! So.. when we came back there was still one important question in the air.. babycakes celine - check, babycakes pamela - check.. wheres ladybaby? again, God knows! One moment ladybaby was sober, next moment ladybaby was drunk as fcuk..and half-naked! How did that happen? Must be aliens.. or storks! Or just pure wasted talent! But i must tell you, it was one of the most exciting totally normal average evenings! Oooh.. and it is very imporant to wake up in the morning and see a bucket of unknown origin in the middle of the room! Amen to that!