Eurovision Semi-final I

Good evening, Europe!
Its been awhile, but we are back LIVE to comment on the most entertaining show ever –17-cheesy-songs-in-a-row 2010, semi-final 1.
Babycakes Celine, Babycakes Pamela, Hannacakes and Ladybaby Manka are at your service today to provide the best review of the songs.
So, first song. Moldova. Sexophone breakdown. Nice.
Russia: Hannacakes said it is totakas lugu. Whatever that means. We always ask her not to speak in Chinese, but she never listens. This songs makes our bunny..im sorry, kitty hungry. Our kitty cat is Hungarian. Ladybabies Manka comment on the song: HAHAHAHAHA!
Next song, our country of origin, India: well looky who came, its Yaaaaawnie! So there was this dude with the song and he was like 'so gimme time and gimme str' YEA WHATEVER!!
Neeeeext. Slovakia. Say wha? New-age mambo jambo. Elves and leaves and stuff. Noone is into Avatar anymore, it is sooooo last century. UUUUGRI-MUUUUGRI SELTSKONNAST DOWN BLA! UUUGRI MUUUUUUUUUUUUUGRI!!!
next. suomi shluts. peiläää menaluionan kuusyyysiäaää lalalalala BABYCAKES CELINE VILLAGE BREAKDOWN. they totally stole moves from my babycakes. we are suing them. anyone, call Sue 900 70 05! silkiaälä butt go butt! oh babycakes, we are so meant to be! Kiitos! WOoooooOO000OooOO00 kiiitos kiitos kiitos skeetles!
next.aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisha. almost like aisia. if your name is arina andreevna, your name is aliiicia. so basically, arina andreevna is probably friends with zinaida sama and they both come from latvia. She is singing about Mr. Gaga. only mr lady gaaaaga knows. she has no voice. omg somebody do something, her voice is gone, she is MUTE!
serbia. the dude from tv called the IT dude that is performing the song, an "eurovisiooni menstruatsioon". Agree-e-e-e-e-e. okay, I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE! *eyes closed, ears butt-plugged*
next. bosnia and herz. who is herz? hm.sounds decent.okay.no comments.okay?okay.no need to yell.yes.thank you.
okay, shoosh shoosh. it is poland. they are having an apple eating contest *burp*. its like the 9th song and all the songs are like.. *uncomfortable table silence...* so much yelling, sheesh as if it was TYRA MAAAAAAAIL! POLSKA TOP MODELЬ!
belgium. it is totally my babycakes' song. me and my pinky little barbie guitar. awwwww. everyone stopped doing everything and just staring into the tv. now that is what i call a song. A WINNER I SAY!
oh praise MALTA. last year, we almost got drunk thanks to the Europe loving donut lady. lets see what this year brings. it brought lots of smoke on the stage. hanna said we are cute. its okay, she hit her head. oh looky, ladybaby manka woke up and was all like STEVEN SIGEL. ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, NO ITS A DRESS. ITS A STEVEN SIEGEL IN A DRESS. okay, you know what i have no idea how to spell STEVEN SEAGEL, so there is just a bunch of sea gulls in there.period.
Totally Albania. stupid song. why does this song has these kinda lyrics, i think its stupid, i hate it. next song.
OOOOOPA ITS GREECE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BARK! OOOOOO WOLF! OPAAAAAAA HEY.thats pretty much it. looks like this song is about dogs. HEEEEY! EVERYBODY SAY ZHOPA! very good, now go aaaaargh!
Portugal now. its like one of those tyler swift moments. pretty song by a pretty lady.
macedonia. well, at least there is a stripper on the stage. babycakes made a little snap-dance. wonder what that means? hmmmm. probably that we gonna have hot steamy after the show. OH YO YO YO! RAP BREAKDOWN. YO VIP KICK IT! COLLABORATE AND LISTEN. VANDAL..CANDLE..DANCE..DEADLY..IF THERE IS A PROBLEM, YO I'LL SOLVE IT! ...word to your mother.
omaaag vi aaaar laik baaaterflaiz insaaaaid, i bэliiiiv dzhast veeeeejt for miiiii, belaruuuuuuus! and its still on.. and still on.. wait.. is it? nope.. bat dzhaaast imAAAAdzhõõõõõõN. OMG WINGS! thank god lukashenko renew the system and saved butterflies! after all, goose is dead, giraffe is saved and butterfly is renewed. world peace.
oh..how sad..the last iceland... björk is on.. there is something different about her, but we cant put a finger on it. DANCYYYY DONUT LADY BREAKDOWN. hmmm.. björk and donut lady from malta had a child and there is fat björk singing for iceland. it is very important to have a chubby dance crew, otherwise Fat Björk will cover them all up. BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. oh yes.. hippoes breakdown.

well that is about it for today, but no matter who goes through in here, they still suck. thanks for joining us.. i gotta go ya'll, coco!

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