wows

hello, oh hello.
mister ljusja getter, let me tell you a little story about a girl who liked boring, predictable, weird movies. she died. okay? okay. actually, dont worry..you and about a billion people loved the movies, also cleaning lady loved those movies...anyway..todays topic is not about movies, my lovelies.
Btw, again, i need to write a 5-6 page paper for tomorrow, and study for an exam that is also tomorrow, but instead....i am doing such interesting things...like yawning, and dancing around the apartment, doing a staring 'A PEAR' contest with my babycakes and just eating and watchin tv.

Now, imagine yourself at a wedding (which me and my babycakes are (OF COURSE) also attending). Now imagine the priest talking about some mambo jambo, and then says 'you can now say your vows'. And then the man or the lady starts talking 'when i first saw your eyes i knew my world would have...etc..'. and then me and my babycakes would jump up and be like...'ARE YOU STUPID AAAND DEAF!?!?!? THE Priest SAID WOWS, not some heart and eyes mambojambo crap, now go like..'woow...woow' !!!! OKAY!??? OOOOOOOKAAAAAY'

it soooo annoys us, when people dont know what theyre talking about! if youre asked to say your wows then sheeeesh..how haaaard is it to say wow a couple of times??? let me tell you, IT IS NOT!!

Now, let me tell you about our new IDOL. Its The cleaning ladys Grandpa. Obviously, cleaning lady is probably adopted, so she doesnt have her grandpa's JEANS. Of course she doesnt have them, cause theyre sooo awesome and cleaning lady's are just....eh.
well anyway...here's what granpa did...in the evening, he opened the fridge, accidently spilled the milk..looked at it, closed the fridge door, closed the kitchen door and left.
how genius is that? we love this...really love this. and in the morning, when cleanin ladys mom came, he just pointed at the fridge and said that, oh..theres something leakin from there...and cleanin ladys mom opened the door and everything was white.

so we decided, that, when we are too lazy to clean, and its gonna get too dirty we're just gonna move out.

yes.

well. this is it.

we're gonna go to the movies soon, tomorrow maybe...or or the day after..dont worry..we will review some mambo jambo stuff for you, deers.

now something to show our support, love and naive beliefs.


would really appreciate seeing them like that many many many more times.
thank you in advance,
your babycakasses
pamela and celine


oh..and the cleaning lady too.

LKJQEOIDHSQIDSBQIU NEWYEAR mambojambococojambo

hello, oh hello. oh hellohellohello.
it is the year 2010. well, let me tell you about this 2010 mambojambo year. its stupid. we hate it. yes. why? well, we dont know yet, but it doesnt even matter. because the fact that people celebrate like...10 minutes from 23 55 till 00 05 just like ONE day of each year, and then they like..make resolutions and all kind of stupid mambo jambo. its just an excuse to 'start allll over'..be a better person, look back on a year well spent, or a year that was fucked..or whatever crap like that. but let me ask you, how many ACTUAl years do you remember? just the last 1 maybe, or 2..but not anymore. Its actually very simple, people only remember events or some periods of their life..not a whole fuckin year. and theres no event that lasts a whole year, exept maybe a polar expedition (WHAT?!). so anyway, I, babycakes celine, say that a year thing is pointless and is another stupid excuse for stupid ass people to start from a clean sheet, that they're gonna shit on on the first day of the year. which makes christmas (the most depressive holiday) a better day than the new years eve. i mean think about it. theres like billlllions of people who count the 10 or 20 seconds of the last minute of of the year, then scream WOOHOO and hug and then what. party? you can party any time of your life anyway. i might just open up a bottle of champaign now (in the library). so basically. its stupid.

so enough of ranting. as i mentioned, me and my babycakes are in the librarian castle of wisdom sex. we are studyin mambo jambo.

a couple of days ago we went to the movies to watch Avatar. it was the most predictable movie ever. ever. after we've seen 30 minutes of the movie, we knew exxxactly whats gonna happen. and for the 2 and a half hours we just watched it happening. not the most surprising movie, i must say. it was well filmed, had some stupid moments, blue people sexytimeah. but basically it was about huge smurfpeople, their connection and love for their world and stupid americans who wanted to destroy it cause of the money (some really expensive stone thing, that they could sell on earth for zxzxczcyzillions). well typical true story of our world. not a bad concept, not a very hard one, not a complicated one, but not a very exciting one aswell. so, if u wanna eat somepopcorn or tacos and have 3 hours of free time, then sure, why not, go see it. Oh, in the first 30 or 40 minutes, they had some beaaautiful scenes there.

another movie we saw a while ago was twilight sequel. it was the best movie of our lives.
period. cleaning lady says that theres no point in watching it without reading the book first. well, maybe. but it was bad. very bad. the plot was that, edward moved away, because nothing happened, bella was sad. then came the wolf dude who said he'll never leave bella. then left her because nothing happened. then surprisingly the warewolf dude turned into a warewolf. i know right...like...whaa? totally unexpected. so he came back, then edward wanted to die because nothing happened. then bella went to save him and he didnt die, so nothing happened. and they will get married. oh. and the most genius thing youll find about this movie is that BELLA IS NOT A CAR. so for anyone whos gonna rent it, or watch it on their computer, DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE BELLA AS A CAR. SHE IS NOT. okay? okay.

studybreakisover.

kisover.
kisssssover
kisssss
kisssinger
melindaaa
mellllinnnda kissinger.
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over.