We are so sorry, our lovlies, that you had to wait for so long for us to ...have sex! and post a post. so much has been happening..so much legendary. I don't even know where to start from.
first and foremost. im hot.
second of all..we hace discovered a new sport. BEER PONG. we have played it with many drinks. with beer, cider, rum and babycakes pamela even played with mr herbert grandma bullshit. and our suggestion is...drink it with beer..cause its called BEER pong. duuuh. sexy.
he has nosehair. this dude on superstaar...his name is ott. yes.
well hello there maarjaliisilus. well hello there ithaka maria.
so. voting. did u guys vote? that doesnt even matter..because...we are winning anyway. Partei babycakes pamela and celines boobs is winning. and soon we are going to be Polish embaressidors. yes. embaressidors. YES. YES. EMBARESSIDORSSSSSS. EM-BAAA-RES-SII-DOORRRSSSAAAHHHH. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHhh
okay what is wrong with you? CALM DOWN WOULD YOU!~!!?
so. babycakes was telling me about her new friend..piano. and in russian its pianino..so i was like..babycakes...why is pjanaja nina your neighbor? totally weird huh??! AAAWWKWAAARD.
so let us give u some drunk advices. always..i repeat...ALWAYS take your car documents with you when u are drunk and goin out to a party. and before you enter a party... u HAVE to wrestle with people outside somewhere whereever..especially when that person is DRUNKLY AGGRESSIVE LADYBABY MANKA. YES. so you can lose them in the middle of nowhere and then find out u dont have them at the club..and then youre like...fuck...so you go and look for them..and then notice some dudes standing over them and talkin to the phone..and youre like THANKYOUtakethemandShakeTheirHand and go like...OKAYBYE
now....let us tell you how to listen to this song. you have to push play and read the things that are under the music video.
so imagine.
põlva.
nightclub LIFE.
eneli vals.
dum de dum...
DANCIN ALL ALONE...the dancefloor is empty...and shes like..lalalalalala...on the spotlight...totally jamming...lights in her hair and shes bein all so hot and dancyy..NOT...so......dumdedum..lalalalala..and in comes....SOLAARIUM..and shes like..midavittu eneli....persse raisk suka nahhui...mida vittu...putsi eneli...and totally starts dancing with eneli...lalala..and totally dance together all solariumy...so...they dance...totally bein all...dancy..and in comes....musting..and shes like...omguguys...how could u forget me...and totally jams and dances...and...comes in SIKI!!! and shes like...the fuck? whatever you guys, im out of here. and dum de dum goes away.
and they danced happily ever after
THE END!!!
we think we are goin to publish it..in books and stuff. and get a nobel price for being very nobel. nipple. triple niple.
boob. sex. pamela. celine. boob.
boob.
ladybaby boob.
OHHH. we went to see G.I. Joe movie..and after that..we are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO getting a camel, a fish, a bear, g.i. joe costumes and a camel. and a bear. dont forget the fish and the costumes. yesh. and a camel costume. and a bear costume. and a fish costume. and a camel.
thats its. onlhy a couple things. sheesh.
oh and we're gonna get a camel aswell. and a well. and a wall. and a ball. and a doll, small doll, in a hole, behind a wall, and a camel. and a bunny. cause all we have is this kitty...who is a kissy slut.
PAINTBALLLLLYES! we went to war. WAR. paintball war. and yes.
it was soooooooooooo coooooool. yes. wearegoin to do this again and again and again.
okay. bye.
and a camel.
YES.
