An Accidental Post

Hello, oh hello!
It is time for another post, but all of you weak-hearted and paranoid readers, please leave the blog immediatelly, because this post ain't gonna be pretty! Our daily adventures have never been so.. full of adventures like this time. But let me start from the beginning.
Me, Babycakes Celine, The Big Snap FRENCH Lady and Imbi the Tractor Driver all decided to see Põlva-Levadia game, which was like.. say whaaaa? It was soo quiet that we could even hear flies crawling on the grass. And on our way home, something terrible...hoooorrible....awful...sad...and at the same time very amuzing happened. I was just reading "Joy" on the backseat all like lalalalal minding my own business, Snap Lady getting all smashed with her cider, nothing unusual, my babycakes was going 100km/h, when a frigging goat just jumped right out of nowhere and well... of it goes flying in the air. A TOTAL WOOSH I TELL YOU!!! The car is a mess, the goat is dead, The Big Snap Lady is drunk and Babycakes Celine is all like ...THE FUCK?! .. good thing we had Imbi with us, the goat expert! What would we do without her? I mean, just by looking at the poor dead animal, she told us its story of a life. "Oh yea,looky, this goat is just young, born in spring, probably ran away from the mother and you know, they are just silly and run on the road all the time". Yes, thanks for the information, Goat Lover! But actually, we were lucky there were only 27km left, so we were "speeding" aaaaall the way lesbian back home. We were like a true married couple, like grandma and grandpa going 10 just to buy some bread and milk. Although we had to make a couple of disco-breakdown stops, during which Celine said that I have no compassion for the goat whatsoever. But what was I supposed to say? Cry? .. We are alive! And you know what! YOU KNOW WHAT?! NO, YOU DONT KNOW, HOW COULD YOU KNOW??!! ALL THIS TIME WHILE WE WERE STRUGGLING ON THE ROAD FOR SURVIVAL YOU WERE THINKING, HMMMM I WONDER IF CELINE AND PAMELA HAVE A NEW POST? SHEEESH! ...
anywho.. we decided that we have no scratch, not even a tiny bruise because all this time we had an Enely poster with us, which we grabbed at the store on the way back. She worked her magic to save us and now we put her on the fridge, so that she would protect our food from the evil forces!
We now pronounce that Enely is our Guardian Angel and let us have a moment of silence for Bambie the Goat. Amen!

lalalla

OH YOU GUYS!!!
Oh i know.i know im goodlookin..stop it. I know you missed me..yes. okay. enough.
i said enough.
stop having those 'celine is writin again' orgasms. i can not handle all of you. well. i can. so..contact pamela, and we'll totally make an appointment with you so we can..this whole talking is gettin me totally sleepy.

well lets see what we and i have been up to. i was to england and serbia, which sucked us..i mean..the places were awesome...i was the one who sucks ass. im overwhelmed, stressed and depressed. so this summer is really lookin good..so is the future. yay.
the good thing tho..is i got into mah masters which means that there will be more staying in tartu with my babycakes pamela and cleaning lady from sweden.

to the important part. swedish lady had a birthday...and then babycakes pamela had a birthday. babycakes pamela gave swedish lady some cleaning gadgets for her birthday..mwaahahahahha. and me and swedish lady will give babycakes pamela a totally awesome present next week. it needs some work first...it will rock babycakes pamela's boobs off. it will be a totally boobalicious present.

what else what else what else....

ne-yo is totally rockin sum tooshies with his 'little bit ghetto' and 'its over' songs.

mm...i dunno. i need to see the beautiful assface of my babycakes to get some inspiration of declaration about fortification of sortification. yes i do know the meaning of at least one word in that sentence. that word is BABYCAKES.

SEXY! i bet ou were thinkin it! i knew you were thinkin about Sexy. how can i read your mind, you ask? ..you dont ask? well..fine. whatever. i wasnt goin to answer anyway.

sluts.

did you know..that whenever our swedish lady is with us in the stores..or on the streets..she always bumps into people...and is clumsy..so we always have to apologise and we just say..sorry..shes from poland. or..sorry, shes from lithuania. and people have this compassion in their eyes all the time...and sum idiots just laugh at it. and i mean..like..its not her fault she was born crippled like that! sheesh. the nerves of them. its like..whatever. im not goin to talk about this anymore...its just too hard.

SEXY!

yay.

peaceout