Thursday, June 11, 2009

Warning!

We interrupt your kelly clarkson breakdown with a special announcement!
A very armed and sexy Babycakes is reported to be on the loose. She was last seen down by the docks trying to get on a ship. It is possible that Babycakes is trying to sell sheep on that ship. The suspect may be accompanied by a vicious Harmony Bunny, whos unique power is to eat... and sleep.
Distinctive Marks: As we have already said, Babycakes is armed. So she has two arms, two legs and a buttugly face. She may also be wearing a totally awesome hat and sunglasses to cover up her ugliness (yeeea, about that...it wont help, sorry).
Hold on!
We have just recieved an important call that Babycakes is heading towards Sweden. Accodring to our calculations a Swedish Lady looking like a lady thing is going to meet her. Anyone, who has additional information on where these two international sluts are going to meet, please give us a call on 3756-too-sexy-for-your-cat.
Thank you for your cooperation!