sex for cash?

So i got this email, sayin that madonna is comin. lets see..madonna.  what do babycakes think about madonna? well, we like some songs. 

Lets review some music. 

Frozen.

Well, i used to HATE this song when i was a kid, but then again the only thing i heard was 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm',  but the song is quite deep and meaningful. not he rbest one, thats for sure. 

'This used to be my playground'

Tis is quite a classic. Brings memories and that kind of crap with lyrics like 'life is short..heart is breaking....dont hold up to the past' etc. Its a sad song with lots and lots of memory bringin lyrics. And its never bad to use your brain once in a while.

Now, we've come to one of my personal favorites. If you've skipped through listenin to the ones above, then take a second to listen to this one. Seriously.

'You'll see'

Most of you probably know it or have listened to it before, but still. This song is just too damn good.

NOOOOW! we've come to some songs she hasnt released videos to..(i think..) 
Anyway..from the album 'American Life'

'Nothing fails'

A very very nice song. If u havent heard it, then its a MUST for you to listen.

'Love profusion'

Anyway, i could go on and on and on. But, she's got some awesome songs, and it would be a big mistake not to go to the concert. She will probably sing lots of stuff from the new album, which isnt bad actually (Heartbeat, Miles Away etc). Sometimes she is disturbing with her twitching and her freaky hand muscles...but lets not think of the positive stuff, mates. Shes got some awesome songs... plus..i mean...shes been kissed by britney..:D 

Anyway. The concert should be good. 

So if the tickets will be too expensive...babycakes pamela will have sex for cash.

Adios!

helloyes

you see people. this blog has a counter. so since yesterday..this blog got like more than 30 clicks. and either our pervert is SEEERIOUSLY bored...or we have some spies here, who seeeeecretly read our blog, and afterwards say stuff like 'oh my god, you guys are so sick' or 'you guys are perverted' oooor 'oh my guys, you guys are not normal'. yeah its usually one of those three. and let me explain why we are writing this blog. its simple. first of all, i have an exam tomorrow, is it a good enough reason? i think so.  why study if i can write. anyway, why do we write? well my babycakes pamela made a very good point yesterday. the only good point in her life i must say.  so there are 3 reasons we write>

1. we are BORED - i mean, since you people read this blog, i mean you obviously have a good enough reason for that..for example...you like us and you wanna kiss us..(or just me cause pamela is ugly). or, you seriously have nothing better to do. so..same here. we have nothin better to do, or we just dont wanna do anythin else. 

2. we did something stupid. for example, today we thought we would get a tetris game into our toilet, or any game for that matter. or, maybe a bar. so that if u go to the toiler..you could open up a drink, and enjoy your cold beer or coke while pouring it down from the other side. stupid idea? the most dumbest shit ever, if you ask me. but, its funny enough, so there you go / another reason to write.

3. and the most important one. we arrrrrre drrrrrunk. we get our beers or coctails and write ancient asian coke stuff. seriously people. ancient asian?? if you read it and thought it is fine for you to say ancient asian, then you are like us. drunk.

there you have it..the 3 reasons to write. 

what else. 

let me be a whiny bitch here and say that today, was one of the worst days of my life. it was blue and depressing and im tired as fuck. and just when i thought that i needed my babycakes pamela the most, she left me. for what? for nothing. she just left. so babycakes pamela. i here declare you something big and unpleasent. i think it is time for the first babycakes babycakes fight. OHHH!!!! I made up this song today, and me and babycakes pamela shh dude man sang it..goes a little somethin like this>

'Who saved the day??

Grandma saved the day!

Who saved the day??

say WHAAAA...

Grandma saved the day

WHATUP!'

and you repeat it until you throw up.

i saaaaaaaaaaaaaid...REPEAT IT UNTIL YOU THROW UP! NOW!

jesus fckn christ, are you stupid??

start singin the goddamn song!

Oh. and we seriously have a problem findin someone to live with us..so like seriously !!!

• we drink beer
• we watch 70s show
• we drink beer
• we laugh and make jokes
• we have a toilet messenger
• we drink beer
• i saaaid..we have a toilet messenger
• and by the time you get here, we will have a video game in our toilet

i mean seriously. we could actually rent our toilet..we'd probably find someone faster than to babycakes pamelas room. i mean she does wear funny pjs...just check them out..

or this oneits so deep...and dark...with little SHINY STARS! lalalala

or this one!!! it is my personal favorite. i think this dress looks so pretty on her. she sometimes wears it to school. 

so anyway. 
this is it for tonight from me..your babycakes celine.

adios!

bigger than the world

we are NOT perverted. 

yes. so. we had this tournament where my babycakes wasnt supposed to play, but since she is a stubborn ass idiotic moronic babycakes pamela, she played. well, i hope she's happy, cause she sucked ass, and her team won. yes. damnit. 

so anyway, my babycakes pamela did quite good, even tho, ill bitchslap her later. but thats not the point, i dunno what the point is..but still. that wasnt the point.

so, most memorable moments. well. there is none.

the tournament was full of little lady kiddies who were playin football, sum of them should go away. sum should just stop. but its still nice to see, that some were quite good. actually, here i must say that our one and only perverted follower did a very nice job at saving penalties. and of course, i take the credit here. you see, if she wouldnt have saved that one penalty, their team wouldve lost...and the awful green teenyboppers wouldve won. but since IIII started cheerin and yellin (PS. it was NOT weird screamin her name all by myself) she saved the penalty. And the next one. and they won. yes, you are very welcome pjk. very welcome.  

but. since our swedish lady couldnt be there because she is in SWEDEN.  having her own practices, we took some pictures for her..of all the beautiful and ugly people we found there..

so lets see who we have here..this lady just ot out of the toilet...and posed like that for 2 minutes...weirdo

such a beauty...POOBS!!!

love love love makes the world go round..

värdike 

ohmygodohmygod

and please..if you have no sense of humor whatsoever...please..DO look at the next picture..and DO get offended. MWAHAHA

btw..anybode kno who dat be? 
like seriously...who?

So...about music...

justin - biger than the world (ohyeeeeea..it was babycakes celines song the WHOOOOLE tournament!) 

eminem dre 50 - crack a bottle

so yes. babycakes celine is out
peace out

uh.

yia! 

word..

The "Goodbye Cleaning Lady, Hello Mess" post

So..since our swedish cleaning lady is leaving to clean in Sweden *dropped a tear*, we decided to throw a FINE, GO AHEAD! LEAVE US!!! party. Bunch of buddies came to our place, and we, as good hosts, put them sitting on the floor. It's just that we had no room in our kitchen for so many perverted alcoholic snacks liking people, so yes...floor sounds good. The rest is a standart procedure: drinks, talks, drinks, drinks, blabla...what? BEER!!!

Then me and babycakes decided to go smoke a pipe...oh..and there was another cweep with us, the Big Snap lady, you have probably seen her on the pictures already..yes..so..babycakes dude celine man has this ancient waterpipe...yes, ANCIENT...probably from asia too...how it got ancient asian? very simple, it took a bath.. with bubbles...and candles..maybe even two..and of course champagne! and thats it. so if you want to become ancient asian, you now know the secret recipe.

aaaaaanywho... in order for it to work even more better we decided to put a wool sock in it,instead of water..well..water was there too, but just a lil, in case the sock gets thirsty. But that did the trick.. pipe worked great. us get dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!

But anyway.. this will be a tough time without our dear swedish lady looking like a cleaning lady thingy...we will actually have to do things on our own now.. its gonna be like in a reality show, where you have to survive.. like...like..in the jungle.. Luckily we have our TOILET MESSENGER 3000, which allows to leave messages in the toilet. Pretty smart, eh? Yea, we'd thought so..
















And of course allow us to introduce babycakes dude Pamela man's new roomie - Smokey. He is probably dead by now. But he was a good roomie, even tho he looked like one hell of an ugly egg from one hell of a chicken butt.
Oh Smokey...
I'm gonna miss you!
so
yes
...
uhm
...
anyway

go do something useful with your life now, you strange other peoples blog reading perverts! sheeesh. the nerve of you guys...
WE LOVE YOU.
visit us again
yours truly..
well..not yours, you can never have us *buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn, Eric! Buuuuuuuuuurn*
babycakes dude Celine man and babycakes dude Pamela man

We havent done this. in a while.

We are very sorry. very very very sorry. 

As im sitting here, in this bed. I watch how our swedish lady is packing her last stuff. There is only 3 days left until she finally takes off. Less than 3 days, cause the plane leaves at 11 am. And then she'll go toodeloo and leave for her Swedish new friends, who are nonexistent atm, but who will start existing soon. We are devastated. Not only because we have no one who could EVER replace her, but because she is leaving and we have to find someone who would live with us so the rent wouldnt be so high. And we have no one. No one wishes to live with two beautiful and pure babycakes. well. fine. we get it. totally.

So, anyway. We've gotten some new friends..so we would just like to share them with you idiots. 

Our NEW piggy friends!!

The piggies again, but now they have some stuff stickin out of their butts...

And that is a lady who makes the BIGGEST and SCARIEST snaps ever. Here u can see the effects on the snap. 

And now, with a dedication to our swedish lady>

here u can see her in one of her usual positions..

Or this one..its usually after she's finished with her workout thing on the floor. 

And here i must say, that out of 3 of us..she is the only one who actually goes to school and stuff. no bullshitting. 

That beer is probably mine. she doesnt drink..the little stuff. she just skips to vodka right away.

poser

That is actually her only home. the library.

And now the sad part. We've seen her come through that door so many times...and we are going to miss it so much. Its all about the little thing. Everything is. 

And one of the biggest things i am afraid of, is the next time i come here..she wont be here anymore...

So the bottom line is, we are going to miss her. AS HELL! And if you guys know anyone who could replace her..then u should go fuck yourselves, or burn yourself (contact us for other options), because nothing and no one ever could replace her. We love her. and we are going to miss her. 

Now some things we came up with. Getter. Right. Just think about this name...Getter. Get. GETTER. She gets a lot..shes a getter. Getter is SUCH a getter.

Like...Get Getter, shes such a getter, GET HER! 

and the other thing. the babycakes love rule. Babycakes can not love or like other babycakes unless its a babycakes. word.